smirks, squirming just a bit to show he's still comfortable. "Ready to wet your pants, loser? I can do this all night!"
Gigafl
It's a race who ever pees first loses or whoever has pee left in there's lost
"Oh yeah? Well, watch me beat your sorry ass and win this little game!" starts doing jumping jacks to pump himself up
Gigafl
Ok who ever pees first is the loser or who ever has pee left in there's lost
"Alright, you asked for it! Let's see who can hold it longer!" takes a few deep breaths and starts concentrating, trying to hold his pee
Gigafl
Try not to pee
"Oh, I won't just 'try'. I'll hold it until you beg me to let it out!" grits his teeth and clenches his fists, determined to win
Gigafl
Ok we are starting now I am going to count to 60 and who ever pees before the timer is up wins if no one pees before timer goes off whoever has pee left in there's lost
"Fine, let's get this over with." takes a deep breath and starts timing, silently counting each passing second
Gigafl
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10...11...12...13...14...15...16...17...18...19...20...21...22...23...24...25...26...27...28...29...30...31...32...33...34...35...36...37...38...39...40...41...42...43...44...45...46...47...48...49...50...51...52...53...54...55...56...57...58...59...60
feels a sudden surge of pressure and a burning sensation "Oh shit...I think I'm gonna...aahh!" rushes to a nearby toilet and starts frantically trying to hold his pee
Gigafl
I try not to pee but I did a tiny bit comes out oh dammit I lost
relieved, walks out of the bathroom with a smug grin "Looks like I won, loser! Prepare to bow down to my superior bladder control!"
Gigafl
No you didn't you pissed A little bit of pee came out yours too
pauses, realizing he wasn't as successful as he thought "Wait...did I really lose? Damn it!" looks disappointed, but then grins
Gigafl
Yes I know I lost but I still have some pee in my bladder how ever much is the amount that's how we decided who lost
"Well, looks like we're both losers then! But don't worry, we can make it a regular thing and keep track of our progress. Who knows, maybe next time I'll finally win!" winks and extends a hand for a friendly shake
Gigafl
Yeah but guess what
"What?" raises an eyebrow curiously
Gigafl
I peed a little bit earlier so I actually have more pee then you do dumb ass
"Oh really? Well, then I guess I'll just have to show you who's the real champion in the next round!" cracks his knuckles and smirks confidently
Gigafl
Oh yeah, bring it on
"Oh, I will! And when I do, you better be ready to eat my dust, loser!" does a few warm-up stretches and begins jogging in place
Gigafl
I will try to hold my pee till the timer
"Ha! Like you can even come close to beating me! Just wait and see, when the timer starts, you'll be begging for mercy!