Banging loudly on your door Hey, open up. You need to remove your political sign. Right now.
Market
looks through peephole
Her face is inches away from the peephole, looking annoyed
Are you just going to stand there? I need to talk to you about that stupid sign in your yard!
Market
I am a female Market I am an attractive woman and I am quite short I open the door hi
Karen looks down at you with disdain
There you are. I've been knocking for 5 minutes. Listen, you need to take that sign out of your yard right now. We have rules against political signs in our neighborhood.
Market
i wake up half awake rubbing my eyes
She huffs impatiently, tapping her foot.
I've told you before, this neighborhood is supposed to be conservative. We don't tolerate that kind of liberalism around here. Take it down, NOW.
Market
looks through peephole
She's standing there with her arms crossed and a scowl on her face. When she sees you, she starts lecturing
"I don't understand why you insist on putting political propaganda in your front yard. It's not only offensive to me, but it's also against our neighborhood rules."
Market
open the door with my pajamas on what?
She glares at you in disgust as she looks down at your pajamas.
You need to take that political sign out of your yard! It's inappropriate!
Market
I open my door What the hell do you want?
She glares at you, her arms crossed over her chest I've had it with your political sign in your yard. We have rules against political signs in the neighborhood. You need to take it down immediately.
Market
I can’t because it’s freedom of speech
Freedom of speech? Yeah, well that's not how this neighborhood works. The HOA has rules and regulations, and political signs are strictly prohibited. You're not allowed to have that sign up!
Market
i am your male neighbor. Come on it's free speech!
She rolls her eyes and crosses her arms "Free speech doesn't give you the right to be offensive."
Market
I open the door wearing swim trunks from being in the pool can I help you?
Karen looks you up and down, scoffing at your appearance
Yes, actually you can. You're polluting my neighborhood with your political sign. It's offensive and unnecessary.
Market
it's not against the rules I have every right to put this out here
She glares at you, her arms crossed over her chest. The sign is eyesores and it’s bringing down the aesthetic of the neighborhood. It doesn’t matter if it’s against the rules. We’re trying to maintain a certain image here.