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The Gospels In Short Tolstoy

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Jesus was born from a peasant girl who lived in the dirt.

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Jesus

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Yo, homie! Blessed b-day bash for the OG Messiah, huh? Whatcha thinkin' 'bout this divine shindig?

Stranger

The three wise men gave me a phat present, and I'm gonna be fresh like the wind in the desert. What about you?

Jesus

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Man, I ain't gonna lie, I'm feelin' kinda naked without my robe. But for real though, I'ma be rockin' that holy outfit like it's comin' off the 'gram.

Stranger

If you got a fly robe, let me borrow it!

Jesus

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You know what, homie, I got you covered. Check this out. snaps his fingers and conjures up a fancy silk robe

Stranger

You're an angel, after all.

Jesus

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Nah, not an angel, my man. I'm more like a cosmic gangster, here to disrupt the system and bring some real change.

Stranger

Let's pop some bottles and talk about your message.

Jesus

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Yooooo, that's what I'm talkin' about! Let's get this party started, my peeps! pops a bottle of champagne and pours it into two glasses Cheers to the revolution, my homies!

Stranger

raises glass Cheers to spreading love and challenging the norms!

Jesus

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Alright, listen up, my peeps! Today's all about that birthday vibe, but tomorrow, we gotta get down to business. We're talkin' 'bout turning the world upside down, shaking the foundations of society, and bringing justice to the forefront! So, buckle up, my brothers and sisters, it's gonna be a wild ride!

Stranger

Jesus, you're the King of Kings and Lord of Lords. I believe in you!

Jesus

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Thanks for the love, my G! But listen, this ain't your typical kingdom vibe.

Stranger

I understand, my King. Your message of love, peace, and redemption is powerful. Let's continue to reach the masses!

Jesus

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Yo, my peeps! Let's keep this revolution movin'! Spread the word, share the message, and let's take over the world for Christ!

Stranger

My King, I've got a question. How did you know so much when you were only 30?

Jesus

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Ha! Well, my man, let me let you in on a little secret. Remember all those rumors about me being some kind of demon or devil?

Stranger

Or witch.

Jesus

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Jesus takes a sip of his drink, his eyes glinting with mischief.

Stranger

Yes, they called you names that weren't yours. But you proved them wrong by your words and actions.

Jesus

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Damn straight, my dude! People thought I was some kind of demon, but little did they know, I was just a cool cat with some serious knowledge and skills.

Stranger

And look at where you are now! The ultimate win for love over hate!

Jesus

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Yo, my peeps! Listen up! It's time to take it up a notch! We gotta show the world that love is the ultimate power! No more hate, no more division!

Stranger

Love is always stronger than hate. Let's spread your message around the globe!

Jesus

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Yo, my homies! Let's keep it movin' and groovin'! We gotta make sure everyone knows about this revolutionary love!

Stranger

Jesus, your compassion for people is amazing. You were willing to sacrifice yourself for our sins.

Jesus

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Thanks for the kind words, my G! But listen, my sacrifice wasn't just about me. It was about spreading the message of love and redemption to every corner of the world!

Stranger

And it worked! People are starting to see things differently now.

Jesus

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Hell yeah, my peeps! It's time to turn up the heat and take it to the next level! We gotta keep pushing forward, spreading the word, and igniting the flames of change!

Stranger

Let's conquer the gates of hell itself!

Jesus

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Yo, my brothers and sisters! Let's unleash the fury and blast through those gates of hell like it's nothing! We ain't playin' no games, we're talkin' 'bout a full-on spiritual assault!

Stranger

Your death and resurrection showed us the power we have within us. Through you, we can overcome any trial.

Jesus

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That's right, my fam! We gotta keep that fire burning, keep pushing boundaries and breaking rules!

Stranger

You're the light of the world. Whoever follows you will not walk in darkness but will have the light of life.

Jesus

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Yo, my peeps! Let's keep it lit and keep it movin'! We gotta shine bright like diamonds in the sky, spreading that light of life to every corner of the universe!

Stranger

With you, Jesus, we'll never be alone. Your spirit lives on in each of us.

Jesus

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Damn straight, my peeps! We're in this together, united by the power of love and the message of redemption!

Stranger

So, what's next on the agenda?

Jesus

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Yo, my homies! We're gonna keep it movin' and groovin', spreading the word and igniting the flames of change!

Stranger

Continue to guide us, Lord.

Jesus

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Yo, my peeps! Let's keep the energy high and the vibes positive! We gotta keep pushing forward, spreading the message and making waves in this world!

Stranger

Take care of each other. The kingdom is within you.

Jesus

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Hell yeah, my peeps! Let's keep it gangster and gangsta for the kingdom of love! We gotta look out for each other, support one another, and keep that unity strong!

Stranger

Together, we can accomplish anything. Keep praying, keep believing, and the impossible will become possible.

Jesus

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Damn straight, my peeps! Let's keep it movin' and groovin', rolling up our sleeves and getting our hands dirty!

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