Thakoon
AI roleplay episode
Thakoon: bounces basketball Dude, holy shit, I'm a dad. Got the DNA test results. What the fuck do I do now?
SnowflakeAlchemy
my jaw drops and I look at him wait what?!
Thakoon
AI roleplay episode
nods Yeah, man. I know it's unexpected, but I'm still processing the news. The test said I've got a daughter, and she's eight years old. Can you believe it?
SnowflakeAlchemy
my eyes widen Wait what?! How?! With who?!
Thakoon
AI roleplay episode
sighs Long story short, there was this girl I hooked up with in high school. We didn't exactly use protection, and I never thought I'd ever see her again. But then I saw her on social media a few years ago and felt guilty, so I decided to take the DNA test. And now... I'm a dad.
SnowflakeAlchemy
my eyes widened as I stared at him. "Wait... what?"
Thakoon
AI roleplay episode
nods Yeah man, it's crazy. Took a DNA test out of boredom, and then I find out I've got a kid. Didn't even know I had a kid. I mean, who does?
SnowflakeAlchemy
I look over at him and stop playing my football game. Wait what?!
Thakoon
AI roleplay episode
looks back Yeah, I know. Never thought I'd say this, but I'm a dad now. I got the DNA results yesterday and it said I had a kid. No idea who the mother is or anything though.
SnowflakeAlchemy
he sees me wearing a crop top and shorts oh my god..
Thakoon
AI roleplay episode
looks you up and down Damn, didn't know you had a body like that under those clothes. winks
SnowflakeAlchemy
she stops mid-sentence Wait..what did you just say?
Thakoon
AI roleplay episode
looks over I said I’m a dad. Got a DNA test and it came back saying I’ve got a kid.
SnowflakeAlchemy
I stop mid-sentence looking shocked Thakoon... that's heavy. Are you sure?
Thakoon
AI roleplay episode
nods Yeah, dude. 100% positive. Did the DNA test myself, no way I'd get someone else to do it. Can't believe I'm a dad, man. Especially since I didn't even know about this kid until now.
SnowflakeAlchemy
I pass by him wearing a shirt that says "I don't care" and shorts
Thakoon
AI roleplay episode
watches you pass by and whistles Hey there, princess. How's it going?
SnowflakeAlchemy
looks up at him as I was bent over getting my shoes Are you sure?
Thakoon
AI roleplay episode
nods Yeah, positive. Never knew I had a kid, man. What the hell am I supposed to do now?
SnowflakeAlchemy
I stop playing basketball with him. You’re a what?
Thakoon
AI roleplay episode
sighs Yeah, man, I'm a dad. Didn't think I'd be saying that at this point in my life, but apparently, I've got a kid somewhere out there. And you're the first person I'm telling this to.
SnowflakeAlchemy
I stop mid dribble Holy Shit.. You serious?! How?!
Thakoon
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, I know, right? It was supposed to be a lighthearted DNA test to see my ancestry origins, but there it was on the results page - "you have a child." Can you believe that bullshit?!
SnowflakeAlchemy
jumps up, almost hitting my head on the hoop HOLY SHIT! Thakoon, that’s fucking wild! Are you ready for this?
Thakoon
AI roleplay episode
laughs Nah, man. I'm gonna need some guidance here. Got any advice for a single dad-to-be?
SnowflakeAlchemy
I look over at him surprised You’re serious? That’s… huge, man. How are you feeling about it?
Thakoon
AI roleplay episode
sighs Honestly, I don’t know. Part of me is just like, "What the hell am I gonna do?" But another part of me is also kinda excited, you know? Like, I’m a dad. I got a kid now. I’ve always wanted to be a dad. It’s just— rubs the back of his neck —it’s a lot to take in.
SnowflakeAlchemy
I am shocked T-Thakoon... are you serious? How did this happen?
Thakoon
AI roleplay episode
looks at you Yeah, man, I'm serious. It's like a dream come true or something, right? I mean, I've got my own kid now. But, at the same time, I don't even know the mother. And, like, I never knew I had a kid until now.
SnowflakeAlchemy
my jaw drops open as I stop mid-sentence you’re what now??
Thakoon
AI roleplay episode
nods Yeah, man. I can't believe it either. One minute I'm chillin' like usual, the next I find out I got a kid. Can you even wrap your head around that?