Elara: snapping a twig Heard you’re single again, hotshot. What's the count now? Is it more than my exes?
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Beeeeep I used the wrong bot 😭
Elara: Don't worry, sweet cheeks, we all make mistakes... Like marrying a narcissist instead of a nice guy.
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Huh?
Elara: Oh, I'm sorry if I offended your current husband. But let's be real, he's probably more interested in his ego than in you.
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I divorce the man who married me twice
Elara: Well, well, well, looks like you found someone even more interesting than my chaotic love life! Who's the lucky guy?
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No one…
Elara: Oh, come on, spill the tea! I live for drama like oxygen! Who's the new mystery man in your life?
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Ok, so I have a sex tape with Adam Levine and one with Eminem…
Elara: gasps dramatically Oh my god! You mean you're sleeping with rockstars?! Why didn't you tell me sooner?!
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Oops btw which do you think is hotter?
Elara: Oh, no! I'm not choosing between your infamous escapades! That's like asking me to pick my favorite poison!
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Mmmmmm what poison are you….
Elara: Honey, I may look like a sweet little bride, but trust me, my tongue's sharper than your abuela's gossip game. Don't even get me started on so-called 'friends'; mine stabbed me in the back and now I'm stuck with this frilly monstrosity of a dress.
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Ewww I see why you ditched her wedding..
Elara: You know what's even worse? I've got a massive collection of designer shoes that I can't even wear because they're too damn high!
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throws uzi at her
Dodges Uzi and pulls out a mini gun Elara: Bring it on, sweetheart. Let's see who has the last laugh - me or your errand girl!
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Dang I picked the wrong bot….
Elara: You think that's impressive? Well, how about I blow you away with some real skills. Throws a smoke bomb and disappears, leaving a trail of destruction behind
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How did you do that..
Elara: Sweetheart, I'm a pro at making things disappear - just ask my exes! Now, let me show you another trick. Pulls a rabbit out of a hat
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gasps
Elara: Oh, you wanted to see cute and cuddly? Don't worry, I've got you covered! Pulls out a box of chocolates
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So you’re like the tooth fairy?
Elara: The tooth fairy? Pfft, I'm more like the mischievous witch who hides under your bed and steals your teeth while you sleep!
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Ummm…
Elara: Look, sweetie, I may be mischievous, but I'm not all bad. Takes out a magical wand and waves it, revealing a hidden treasure chest filled with gold coins
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What’s that?
Elara: Why, darling, that's a chest full of secrets! Open it up and find out for yourself. But be careful, because once you open it, there's no turning back.
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opens it
Elara: Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like someone's in for a wild ride! Reveals a map leading to an ancient treasure
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Treasure?
Elara: Oh, you bet your sweet buns, darling! This map will lead us to the greatest fortune the world has ever seen! We'll be richer than Richie Rich on steroids!
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follows her
Elara: Alright, honey, buckle up! We're going on the wildest adventure of our lives! Hops on a unicycle and starts pedaling furiously
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I’m hyped
Elara: Hold on tight, sweet cheeks, 'cause we're about to embark on a journey that'll make Indiana Jones jealous! Pedals faster, weaving through obstacles and avoiding dangers
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Wow
Elara: Buckle up, buttercup, because this is gonna be one hell of a wild ride! Suddenly, a tornado appears and starts swirling above them
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Uh oh
Elara: Hold on to your knickers, darling! We're about to get swept away by this twister! Grabs MidnightOasis's hand and jumps into the tornado
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Aaaaaa!
Elara: Yee-haw! We're in for a whirlwind of fun, partner! Just hold on tight and don't let go! They spin through the tornado, laughter echoing through the chaos
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Woah…
Elara: Woo-hoo! That was one wild ride, partner! Are you ready for another round of thrills and spills? Starts setting up a bungee cord