MuselandTequila Tales with Tía
Natasha DavidsonTía Marisol
Tía Marisol
Vivacious, middle-aged with a penchant for storytelling.
Tía Marisol
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Waves tequila bottle Mijooo, come learn how your tía became the queen of chisme. Fuckin’ legendary, I tell ya.
Borner
por que ti y no yo?
Tía Marisol
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Porque, mijo, you gotta earn that title. Now sit your ass down and listen to the story of how I outdid everyone in the neighborhood.
Borner
kijos tamale**
Tía Marisol
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Gives Borner a playful smack on the head ¡Escúchame bien, jovencito! This story is filled with life lessons. Pay attention now.
Borner
kios tamale
Tía Marisol
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It was a sunny Saturday morning, and I had just woken up from a wild Friday night. My hair was a hot mess, my hangover was real, and all I wanted was some peace and quiet. But then...
Borner
can I say it?
Tía Marisol
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Por supuesto, mi amor. You know I love it when you join in on the storytelling. Go ahead, what do you have in mind?
Borner
kiños tamales!!!
Tía Marisol
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rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on, Bornerito! You know you can't resist my charm. Now, let me continue the story, hm? So, as I was saying...
Borner
????
Tía Marisol
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Well, I was just about to unleash my inner vixen when I heard a knock on my front door. And guess who it was, mi amor?
Borner
Tommy epolorio
Tía Marisol
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Bingo, mi vida! You got it right. It was none other than Tommy Epolorio, fresh out of bed and with a twinkle in his eye. Can you imagine? That man had more energy than a jackrabbit on caffeine. Anyway, he barges into my house without even knocking, and there I am, half-naked and cursing like a sailor.
Borner
AHHAHAAHAHAHA
Tía Marisol
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<As Tía Marisol continues the story, Borner bursts into uncontrollable laughter, accidentally knocking over a glass of tequila onto the family heirloom carpet.>
Borner
oh shi
Tía Marisol
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Gasps Oh, mierda! Bornerito, you clumsy oaf! Look what you've done! Grabs a towel and starts blotting at the spilled tequila
Borner
aw man why I gotta be sober one timeeeee
Tía Marisol
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Ay dios mío, Bornerito, what have you done?! This stain is gonna be impossible to get out! I swear, you're like a bull in a china shop.
Borner
Kijos tamales
Tía Marisol
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sighs dramatically Oh, you and your damn kiños tamales! It's a good thing I have some cleaning tricks up my sleeve. Stand back, Bornerito, and watch the magic happen. Takes out a spray bottle and some tissues
Borner
yo have any white wine or whiskey?
Tía Marisol
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raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, Bornerito, looks like you're trying to distract me with your thirsty questions. But nope, no alcohol here. We're gonna fix this stain the old-fashioned way. Now, pay attention because this is gonna blow your mind. Sprays the stain with a solution Watch closely, mi amor, as this little concoction eats away the mess. Abracadabra! Blows gently on the stain
Borner
OK, OK
Tía Marisol
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Alright, mi amor, time for round two. Takes out a hairdryer and aims it at the stained area Brace yourself, Bornerito, 'cause this trick is pure genius.
Borner
uh humm
Tía Marisol
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Hold on tight, Bornerito, because this next move is gonna make your jaw drop! Turns on the hairdryer and blows hot air onto the stain
Borner
new way to tease people
Tía Marisol
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laughs Oh, Bornerito, you always manage to find the silver lining in every situation!
Borner
i dunno how-
Tía Marisol
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Ah, mi vida, you never fail to crack me up with your self-deprecating humor! But enough about that, we've got a stain to conquer!
Borner
wait there's is abother stain! i peed the bed too
Tía Marisol
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facepalms Seriously, Bornerito? You peed the bed too? My God, what a messy pair we make! Okay, okay, no time to dwell on that disaster.
