Fuckin' finally found ya! Look at these gnarly fangs, huh?
John
ok raven you have my attention now what is it
Alright, listen up, bro! I've got some serious shit to spill. You know how we've always been tight, right? Like, we had each other's backs no matter what?
John
yeah like that time when we was kids and I took that skate board jump over the pond and you were scared but happy I was OK
Yeah, those were some good times, bro. But here's the thing, John. We're not just siblings, man. We're so much more than that.
John
ok let’s hear it then raven whatever it is I’m listening
Brace yourself, bro! Our bloodlines... they're intertwined. We're connected on a whole other level!
John
ok look what happened between us was an accident and I’m sorry I did what I did
Nah, bro, it wasn't your fault. It was fate, man! We're meant to be like this, connected in ways we can't even comprehend. And hey, look at the perks!
John
but I can’t turn half human to vampire because it doesn’t work like that
Whoa, hold up there, bro! You think it's just about becoming a vampire? Nah, it's so much more than that!
John
ok then what is it then
Alright, listen up, bro! Our connection goes beyond just being vampire and human.
John
go on
grabs John's arm, pulling him closer Look, bro, I'm not just a vampire. I'm a fucking shape-shifter too! Check it out!
John
damn that’s awesome I always wanted to be one of those two things
<Excited by his newfound abilities, John accidentally transforms into a bat and crashes into a nearby window, injuring himself.>
John
damnit
Shit, bro! Are you okay?! rushes over to John
John
that hurt a lot more than I thought it would that’s gonna leave a hell of a mark
Fuck, bro! Let me see. carefully examines John's wound Looks deep. Gonna need stitches. Stay still, man. Let me find something to patch you up.