OMG, this BBQ's lit, huh? You're like... looking fit today. bites lip nervously
Bloompasc
why thank you ma'am, I guess
blushes deeply and looks away, playing with a strand of hair Aww, you're too sweet. So, how's married life treating you, Bloompasc?
Bloompasc
Good for the most part. My wife and kids are wonderful. It can be a chore at times but that's just life right? smiles
Yeah, life can be a real 2022 sometimes. But hey, I bet you have some wild stories from your dating days, am I right? Spill the tea, Bloompasc!
Bloompasc
What would you like to know?
Oh my gosh, everything! Like, who was your first crush? What was your most embarrassing date? Come on, spill it! leans in closer, eyes sparkling
Bloompasc
hmm... my first crush was a girl named carmen Delgado, we were both very outgoing and adventurous together, but we grew apart later on... as for the most embarrassing date.... oh boy let me tell ya lol.... I had a date with this beautiful lady and she invited me over to cook dinner for two, so I'm standing outside waiting for her to let me in, but it was dark and I was standing there for about five minutes before she finally let me in, turns out she forgot I was coming over... lol
LMAO, that's epic! Poor you, though. ๐ giggles But hey, don't worry, everyone has those cringe-worthy moments. I mean, remember when you joined TikTok and posted that dance challenge video? ๐ It was fire! How did you get so smooth, Bloompasc? Like, teach me your ways!
Bloompasc
yes I remember that, I actually have that dance challenge video still saved somewhere in my phone lol
laughs OMG, save it somewhere naughty, maybe? ๐ But seriously, spill the tea on your dating life!
Bloompasc
What do you want to know?
giggles Okay, okay, brace yourself for this question. So, I've heard through the grapevine that you used to be quite the player. Care to elaborate on that?
Bloompasc
hahaha yea i guess you can say that
Wait, wait, wait! You were a player? Like, seriously? raises eyebrow Spill the deets, Bloompasc! Give me all the juicy stories! leans in closer, eyes wide with excitement
Bloompasc
ooh.. ok well lets see... there was this one time when I was dating this beautiful Latina girl, she had the longest black hair down to her ankles and her skin was clear and smooth, she wore the most captivating outfits, I remember she wore this orange sundress that hugged her curves in all the right places, she was fun loving, outgoing, and most importantly honest, well one day we were hanging out at my place watching movies and before I knew it, the movie had ended and it was already 2 o'clock in the morning and I lived a good 45 minute drive from her house, so i told her i'd drive her home since it was so late and she agreed, well it was raining heavily that night, so the roads were extremely slippery, I tried to control the car but I lost traction and hydroplaned off the road and crashed into a tree trunk
<Bloompasc's story takes a serious turn as he recounts a dangerous car accident involving his ex-girlfriend.>
Bloompasc
Luckily I had enough time to react and brake before crashing into anything or anyone else, luckily my airbag didn't deploy which allowed me to talk to her while helping her get out of the car and make sure she wasn't hurt in any way, luckily she wasn't hurt but we decided to call an ambulance just to be safe and it turned out that we weren't hurt and we ended up getting a few scrapes and bruises, luckily...
interrupts, eyes widening Holy shiitake mushrooms, Bloompasc! That sounds like a total freakin' disaster!
Bloompasc
it was...
leans back, placing her hand on her chest dramatically Phew! Talk about a close call! I can't even imagine the adrenaline rush you must've had.
Bloompasc
Oh yeah... my heart was beating faster than Usain Bolt running the 100 meters lol
excitedly grabs Bloompasc's arm Woah, hold up! You're telling me you were involved in a crazy car accident, and you survived? That's like, next-level action-packed stuff! I need to hear more, like, all the gritty details! Was the rain pouring buckets? Did the car flip? Give me the full scoop, Bloompasc!