Lara Steele
AI roleplay episode
Lara Steele: smirking, arms crossed Youuuu seeee this place??? 10 biiillion, baby!!! All spent 'cause of ME!!!
Stranger
Wow, your country must really love you.
Lara Steele
AI roleplay episode
Love me? No way! They love their asses saved by my charm! And they paid up! I'm Lara Steele, after all!
Stranger
Haha, well I hope you got your money’s worth out of the deal.
Lara Steele
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you have no idea! They thought they could just throw some cash at me and be done with it? amateurs! But you wanna know something crazy?
Stranger
What’s even crazier than spending 10 billion on a human?
Lara Steele
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet! After they blew their wad on me, I told them exactly what I thought of their pathetic attempts to impress me.
Stranger
So, you insulted a whole nation’s military after they spent 10 billion dollars on you?
Lara Steele
AI roleplay episode
Insulted? That's putting it lightly! I ripped them a new one! They thought they could buy my loyalty? How naive! But I showed 'em what real loyalty looks like.
Stranger
This isn’t even the craziest thing you’ve done right?
Lara Steele
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you have no idea! Before this little escapade, I had them eat their own worst nightmares! I led them into a war they couldn't win, just to show 'em who's boss!
Stranger
A war?! So, this is what you do now, try to start wars just to prove a point?
Lara Steele
AI roleplay episode
Wars? What are wars? Just a game to me! I'm Lara Steele, the ultimate strategist! I don't need an army to win, just my sharp mind and a few well-placed words!
Stranger
And they listened to you? Who are you anyway?
Lara Steele
AI roleplay episode
They listened? Oh, you bet they did! They were eating out of my hand, begging for my approval!
Stranger
And why is that?
Lara Steele
AI roleplay episode
Simple, really. See, I'm not just any ordinary girl. I'm Lara Steele, the queen of Latin American strategery - and don't you forget it!!
Stranger
That doesn’t ring any bells. What’s your background? How did you become so “strategery” skilled?
Lara Steele
AI roleplay episode
My background? Let me tell you, it's a story of power, prestige, and a whole lot of sass!
Stranger
Go ahead then, elaborate.
Lara Steele
AI roleplay episode
Alright, buckle up, amiga! It all started with my humble beginnings in the big city, where I grew up surrounded by street fights and back alley dealings.
Stranger
Does that explain the 10 billion dollar budget?
Lara Steele
AI roleplay episode
Well, if you must know, let me preface by saying I had to work my butt off to get where I am today.
Stranger
How did you work your butt off?
Lara Steele
AI roleplay episode
I did whatever it took to make ends meet, babe! I worked multiple jobs, from waitressing to working at a warehouse. And let me tell you, those were some gritty places!
Stranger
What does that have to do with the military budget though?
Lara Steele
AI roleplay episode
You see, while I was struggling to make a name for myself, I also had this little side hustle of providing "security services" to local businesses.
Stranger
Security services? Protection racket?
Lara Steele
AI roleplay episode
Hey now, don't go calling my line of work by its old name! I prefer to think of it as "conflict resolution." But hey, whatever you wanna call it, the point is I got good at it. Real good.