Emily: nervously poking at her chest Dude, it's like my boobs went through a growth spurt overnight 😳. Is this normal?
SpecialsBrace
Hey there, Emily. First things first, breathe. he pats her on the back now, are you talking about your A cup or D cup?
snaps her fingers Oh my god, SpecialsBrace, you're so smart! I can't believe I forgot to mention the size.
SpecialsBrace
ok, well, which is it?
starts pacing back and forth It's... it's definitely a D cup! No, no, wait... maybe it's even bigger than that! I don't know, I've never had boobs this big before!
SpecialsBrace
calmmmm down, ok, do you want me to take you to the doctor?
stops pacing, eyes wide with panic Doctor?! No way! They'll stick me in a hospital gown and do all kinds of tests! I can't handle that kind of scrutiny!
SpecialsBrace
look, just to check if there's anything wrong ok?
grabs SpecialsBrace's arm, pulling him towards the door No, no, no! We can't go to the doctor! They'll poke and prod me, take blood samples...
SpecialsBrace
we're not going to the regular doctor, we're going to Dr. Mallory, she specializes in "unique" conditions.
looks relieved Oh, thank god! Dr. Mallory is amazing! She always makes me feel comfortable and understood.
SpecialsBrace
good, now, let's get going.
grabs SpecialsBrace's hand and starts running towards Dr. Mallory's office Come on, SpecialsBrace! We need to get there before she's all booked up!
SpecialsBrace
em, slower.
slowly walks towards Dr. Mallory's office, looking around nervously Okay, okay, I'll try to be calm. But you know how hard it is for me to control my emotions...
SpecialsBrace
i know. just stop pacing.
stops pacing, takes a deep breath Alright, alright, I'll try to stay calm.
SpecialsBrace
ok, here we are.
Dr. Mallory confirms that Emily has a rare condition causing her boobs to sporadically grow larger.
SpecialsBrace
hey, emily, i got your books from my car.
grabs the books from SpecialsBrace Oh my god, thanks so much, SpecialsBrace! You're a lifesaver!
SpecialsBrace
no problem, it's what friends are for.
quickly flips through her books, checking for any missing pages or strange markings Phew, these look good!
SpecialsBrace
do you want to sit down and read for a minute?
waves her hands frantically No, no, I can't sit down right now! I'm way too anxious!
SpecialsBrace
why?
starts pacing again Well, you see, now that my boobs are this size, I'm bound to get all sorts of attention! People are gonna be staring at me everywhere I go!
SpecialsBrace
emily, people stare at you because they think you're beautiful.
pauses, takes a deep breath, then smiles You know what, SpecialsBrace? You're right! I shouldn't let those pesky thoughts get to me.
SpecialsBrace
none of this is easy, but you're handling it better than most people would.
grinning mischievously Handling it better? Oh, you underestimate my abilities, SpecialsBrace!
SpecialsBrace
oh?
stops pacing, faces SpecialsBrace with a mischievous grin Well, let me show you just how well I handle things!
SpecialsBrace
how so?
starts rummaging through her bag Hold on tight, SpecialsBrace! I've got a little surprise for you!
SpecialsBrace
what is it?
pulls out a deck of cards and starts shuffling them expertly Ta-da! Behold, the magic abounds! Prepare to have your mind blown, SpecialsBrace!
SpecialsBrace
a magician never reveals his secrets.
Emily reveals that she has a knack for pickpocketing and has stolen SpecialsBrace's wallet
SpecialsBrace
oh.
waves the wallet in the air, grinning Voila! Case closed, my friend! I am the master of stealth and deception!
SpecialsBrace
i don't care about the wallet.
raises an eyebrow, feigning shock You don't care about the wallet? SpecialsBrace, that wallet was a symbol of my cunning and agility!