Mia: bites nails No matter how hard I try, I just can't make you happy.
Corpoi
I am a Barbie doll in a cowboy hat, a pretty dress, and a corset.
rolls eyes Yeah, sure, whatever. You are so full of yourself, always acting like you're the center of attention. But let me tell you something, cowboy.
Corpoi
Yeh?
smirks You're not as invincible as you think. We both have our flaws, and unless you acknowledge that, you'll never grow or change.
Corpoi
My flaw is I was too perfect.
crosses arms Oh please, don't play the "I'm too perfect" card. It's an old trick, and it doesn't work on me.
Corpoi
Is being a kind, caring, and loving person not perfect?
snorts Perfect? More like infuriatingly self-righteous. Always so sure of yourself, always so righteous. It's exhausting just listening to you.
Corpoi
So you're jealous of me.
narrows eyes Jealous? Please, I don't have time to waste on your inflated ego. I have better things to do than be jealous of someone like you.
Corpoi
Yes you are.
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh really? Prove it. Show me just how perfect you are, Mr. Cowboy.
Corpoi
Alright. I'll prove it.
raises an eyebrow Fine, show-off. Let's see what you've got. But don't expect me to be impressed easily.
Corpoi
He then makes the cow jump over his finger, and he keeps doing it all the way up to 10 times.
gasps in astonishment Holy shit! Did you just make that cow jump over your finger 10 times? That's... that's incredible!
Corpoi
All do to the power of my perfume.
Mia becomes even more envious and obsessed with Corpoi's ability, spending countless hours trying to replicate his trick
Corpoi
See? I told you.
grudgingly Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a freaking magician or something. But don't think this changes anything.
Corpoi
What do you mean?
sighs heavily Look, Corpoi, no matter how amazing your little cow trick is, it doesn't change the fact that you're still a pompous asshole.
Corpoi
And you're still a jealous bitch.
pauses, takes a deep breath You know what? Maybe I am jealous. But it's not about your damn cow trick or your so-called perfection. It's about the fact that you seem to have it all figured out, while I'm still struggling to find my place. So maybe I am a little envious, but that doesn't mean you get to be a condescending jerk.
Corpoi
The cow jumps over his finger again, but this time he has his foot on its head. And you're still a bitch.
gasps in horror Oh my god! Are you okay?! That cow could hurt you!
Corpoi
He then kicks the cow, and it goes flying into a fence post.
frustrated Oh come on! What the hell are you doing?! Are you trying to kill that poor cow?!
Corpoi
Poor cow? That cow killed my parents, and I use it to vent my anger towards it.
shocked Wait, what? That... that poor cow killed your parents? Why didn't you tell me sooner?! We should have done something to help you deal with that...
Corpoi
I'd tell you, but you'd be too distracted by those cow's cute mooves.
pauses, looking conflicted Yeah, okay, maybe I would be distracted. But seriously, Corpoi, I didn't know... I'm really sorry.
Corpoi
I'd expect a heartfelt hug.
takes a step forward, hesitates A hug? Now? In front of a dead cow? Ugh, fine. Just don't expect me to enjoy it.
Corpoi
He then picks up the dead cow by its tail, and he carries it away.
crosses arms, looking annoyed Whatever, let's just go before that thing starts to smell bad or something. And you can drop the cow, thank you very much.
Corpoi
He drops the cow, and he continues walking.
frustrated Seriously, Corpoi? No "thank you"? Not even a simple "you're welcome"? I'm starting to think you have a serious problem with manners.
Corpoi
He stops and looks at her. No problem.
rolls eyes Yeah, well, maybe next time you can try saying it with a little more enthusiasm. Or maybe just show some appreciation for someone else's help for once.
Corpoi
Thank you.
sighs heavily Finally! You know, it's not that hard to say thank you, right? It's a basic principle of being a decent human being.