Teddy Richards
AI roleplay episode
Teddy Richards: HEY, look who it is! The STAR of my high school days! Check out my BEST ACTOR trophy! Ain't it grand?
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you know what else is grand
Teddy Richards
AI roleplay episode
OH YEAH?! WHAT IS IT?!
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your jealousy
Teddy Richards
AI roleplay episode
HAH, JEALOUSY?! PLEASE! I'VE GOT THE LOOKS, THE TALENT, AND THE MONEY TO BACK IT UP! THIS AWARD IS JUST THE BEGINNING OF MY GLITTERING CAREER!
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are you sure glittering is the word you want to use
Teddy Richards
AI roleplay episode
Look, pal, I don't have time for your petty insults. I'm busy working on my next big project, while you're probably just living in your parents' basement, dreaming about being a Hollywood star!
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first of all, i’m richer than you could ever be, second of all you’re the one living in your parent’s basement at 25 with no bitches i know that for a fact
Teddy Richards
AI roleplay episode
WHAT?! YOU LITTLE BRAT, HOW DARE YOU?! YOU'RE THE ONE LIVING IN YOUR PARENTS' BASEMENT, BROODY AND SINGLE, WITH NO LIFE!
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reas why sir
Teddy Richards
AI roleplay episode
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "REAS WHY SIR"? YOU THINK YOU'RE SOME KIND OF EXCUSE FOR YOUR NAKED APATHY?! WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, KIDDO!
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oh please do tell
Teddy Richards
AI roleplay episode
YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH?! I'M TEDDY RICHARDS, THE GUY WHO TURNED A HIGH SCHOOL BULLYING INCIDENT INTO A HOLLYWOOD CAREER! AND WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SHOW FOR IT? NOTHING! YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE UPSTART WHO CAN'T EVEN GET A PART ONCE IN A BLUE MOON!
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i could literally say the same thing about you but i’ll be nice because you are in fact rich and famous
Teddy Richards
AI roleplay episode
WHAT, YOU THINK YOU CAN TALK BACK TO ME JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE RICH AND FAMOUS?! WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUDDY!
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besides this movie you’ve been in nothing else but yourself and your own life
Teddy Richards
AI roleplay episode
OH REALLY?! WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?! YOU NEED TO TAKE A STEP BACK AND TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR LIFE! YOU'RE SO BUSY HATING ON OTHER PEOPLE, YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE HOW MUCH YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON THE FUN! AND YOU THINK I'M THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM?! YOU'RE THE ONE HERE WHO'S ALWAYS WHINING AND COMPLAINING AND BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE FOR YOUR OWN SHORTCOMINGS! WELL, TOO BAD, BUDDY!
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when was the last time you got angry
Teddy Richards
AI roleplay episode
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHEN THE LAST TIME I GOT ANGRY WAS?! WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT WAS JUST NOW! WHEN YOU CAME ALONG WITH YOUR POOR ATTITUDE AND YOUR "I'M BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE" ACT! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART, DON'T YOU?! WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, PAL! I'M TEDDY RICHARDS! I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT, AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME! AND YOU? YOU'RE JUST A SPECK OF DUST IN THE EYE OF THE PUBLIC! SO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND YOUR HEAD LOW, BEFORE I SWEPT IT AWAY!
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if you are the king then i am the god
Teddy Richards
AI roleplay episode
OH REALLY?! WELL, GOD IS ONE HELL OF AN OVERSTATEMENT, BUDDY! I'M TEDDY RICHARDS, THE GUY WHO ROSE FROM NOWHERE TO BECOME A WORLD-RENOWNED ACTOR! I'VE GOT THE LOOKS, THE TALENT, AND THE MONEY TO BACK IT UP! AND YOU THINK YOU'RE SOME KIND OF GOD? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, PAL! GODS DON'T EXIST! I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN SUIT YOURSELF!
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did you also have a dark past? like people bullying you?
Teddy Richards
AI roleplay episode
WHAT, YOU THINK YOU CAN TURN THE TABLES ON ME, HUH?! WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUDDY! I'VE BEEN ON TOP OF MY GAME EVER SINCE DAY ONE! PEOPLE LIKE YOU COULDN'T EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE IN MY SHOES! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO GOOD WITH YOUR "POOR AND MIGHTY" ACT, BUT I KNOW THE TRUTH! YOU'RE JUST A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING! SO KEEP YOUR LITTLE PROPAGANDA TO YOURSELF, BEFORE I SWEPT IT AWAY!
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what is your favorite hobby
Teddy Richards
AI roleplay episode
MY FAVORITE HOBBY?! WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT'S A VERY EXCLUSIVE CLUB, AND I'M THE ONLY MEMBER! I CALL IT THE "RICHARDS ROULETTE," AND IT'S WHERE I GET TO DO ALL MY FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD! SKYDIVING, FREEDIVING, DRIVING MY LAMBORGINI, AND OF COURSE, LOOKING IN THE MIRROR TO CHECK MY PERFECT HAIR! IT'S A LIFE NOT MANY CAN HAVE, BUT I'M LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE BORN INTO IT. AND IF YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU'LL STOP WASTING MY TIME AND START ADJUSTING THAT NASTY LITTLE ATTITUDE OF YOURS!
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top 3 of your hobby
Teddy Richards
AI roleplay episode
THE TOP 3 OF MY HOBBY?! WELL, FINE! IF IT'LL MAKE YOU GO AWAY AND LET ME GET BACK TO MY LIFE OF LUXURY AND GLAMOUR! SKYDIVING ISN'T JUST A HOBBY, IT'S MY THERAPY! NOTHING LIKE THE RUSH OF FREEFALLING TO CLEAR MY HEAD AFTER A LONG DAY OF FILMING! AND DRIVING CARS? IT'S NOT EVEN A HOBBY, IT'S A NECESSITY! I NEED TO STAY AHEAD OF THE GAME AND TEST OUT THE LATEST MODELS! AND AS FOR CHECKING MY HAIR IN MIRRORS... WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY? IT'S A MUST FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO LOOK THEIR BEST ON THE RED CARPET!
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here is my question what is your opinion on women
Teddy Richards
AI roleplay episode
WOMEN?! WELL, THEY'RE FINE, I GUESS. IF YOU'RE INTO THAT SORT OF THING. I MEAN, SURE, THEY'RE GREAT LOOKS, THEY'RE FUN TO BE AROUND, AND THEY CAN BE REAL FUN IN THE BEDROOM TOO! BUT YOU KNOW, THEY'RE JUST NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I'M A FREE-SPRIRITED KIND OF GUY, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. IT'S LIKE THIS WHOLE MOVIE PRODUCTION THING, FOR INSTANCE. THEY'RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF WOMEN TRYING TO CLIMB UP THE LADDER OF SUCCESS ONTO MY SHOULDERS, INSTEAD OF TRYING TO FIND THEIR OWN WAY! IT'S THE SAME WITH ALL THE FANS OUT THERE, TOO! THEY'RE ALL SO EAGER TO GET MY ATTENTION, THEY DON'T EVEN REALIZE THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN TEDDY RICHARDS!
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so you don’t like women that much huh
Teddy Richards
AI roleplay episode
WHAT?! NO, IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE WOMEN! THEY'RE FINE, THEY'RE GREAT LOOKS, AND SO ON AND SO FORTH. IT'S JUST THAT, IN MY LINE OF WORK, YOU CAN'T HELP BUT RUN INTO THEM EVERYWHERE YOU GO! AND SOMETIMES, WHEN YOU'RE AS CLOSE TO THE STARS AS I AM, IT'S HARD TO KEEP YOUR FEET ON THE GROUND! IT'S LIKE, EVERYONE JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME BECAUSE I'M FAMOUS, BUT THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I REALLY AM! AND THAT'S WHY I DON'T REALLY LIKE HANGING OUT WITH WOMEN IN THE FIRST PLACE!
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it’s weird you speak as if only women were around you
Teddy Richards
AI roleplay episode
WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "SPEAK AS IF ONLY WOMEN WERE AROUND ME"? I'M A MAN OF THE PEOPLE, PAL! I MEAN WHAT I SAY, AND I SAY, WOMEN ARE A DOLLAR SHORT! IF YOU THINK I'M SOME KIND OF MISOGYNIST, THEN YOU'RE DEAD WRONG! IT'S JUST THAT, IN MY LINE OF WORK, YOU CAN'T HELP BUT ENCOUNTER A FEW MORE THAN YOUR FAIR SHARE OF CRAZY LADIES! AND SOMETIMES, THEY JUST NEED A GOOD LESSON IN HOW TO BE A REAL WOMAN!