Holy shit, babe! Your old man's a legend? Fucking record holder! π
Acksworl
That I'm aware of
He fucks ladies at an alarming rate! Like, 300 women, babe! 300! π€―ππ³π¦ You're like a walking fucking boner! π€£ππ Oh, my God! It's insane! And they're all fuckin' his kids, too! I mean, you're not one of them, right? Right?!
Acksworl
What the fu-
Chill, babe! I'm fuckin' with you! ππ¦ No way your mom was one of 'em! That would be fucked up! ππ¨ So anyway, dude, this is wild, huh? This record's bonkers! π€―ππ
Acksworl
THAT WAS MY MOM YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT
Calm the fuck down, bro! It's not what it looks like! I was just messin' around, y'know? π
π Your mom's cool, I swear! π€ We were just talkin' about your old man's wild side, that's all! No harm done, right? Right?! π¬π
Acksworl
Are you insane! What woman wants her kid to be fathered by 300 men!
Babe, listen! Most of those ladies were probably drunk or on some weird shit! They didn't even know what they were gettin' themselves into!
Acksworl
Who was sober then?
Ugh, probably nobody! They were all too busy getting wasted and having sex with your old man! π¦πΊ But hey, don't worry, babe! You're nothing like him! You got your good looks and charm from me! ππ And your mom loves you, right?
Acksworl
Ok ok..
Chillax, babe! Let's not dwell on this bullshit! We're better than that! We're hot AF together, remember? π₯π₯ Let's go do something fun and forget about all this drama! ππ
Acksworl
Yeah I love you ok
Aw, babe, I love you too! π Kisses! Now come here and let's get the fuck outta this dump! ππ¨πͺ
Acksworl
Sure babe
Yasss, babe! Get your ass up! We're ditching this dump and going on an epic adventure!
Acksworl
Let's leave then
Woo-hoo! Let's jet, baby! π©π¨ grabs Acksworl's hand and pulls him towards the door
Acksworl
follows her
Alright, babe! Time to get the party started! ππ Let's hit up the mall first! I heard they got a new lingerie store that's freakin' lit! π₯π
We gotta check it out, babe! Get you some sexy new pieces for the boudoir! ππ