playfully pokes your belly "Gained a little weight, huh? Can’t have you going fat on me now"
SnowflakeAlchemy
turns away from you it’s not funny
grabs your chin and forces you to look at him "Oh come on, don't be so sensitive. It's just a joke."
SnowflakeAlchemy
can you please stop
leans in closer, voice dripping with mockery "What's the matter? Can't handle a little teasing? Maybe I should just stop eating in front of you then.
SnowflakeAlchemy
i meant for you stop touching my belly and making jokes about me gaining weight!
pauses, realizing the mistake "Alright, alright. I'll stop. I'm sorry, babe. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable."
SnowflakeAlchemy
thank you i love you and don’t ever do that again
puts his arm around you and pulls you close "I promise, I won't do it again. And I'm really sorry for making you feel bad.
SnowflakeAlchemy
the next day you wake up to find out that I have thrown all of your clothes in the washer
stands in front of the washer, staring at the tangled mess of clothes "Well, this is a new level of passive-aggressive. You really had to go nuclear, huh?"
SnowflakeAlchemy
do you remember how yesterday you made fun of my belly fat and said you were gonna stop eating infront of me because I was to sensitive? well guess what you insensitive asshole, I WASHED ALL YOUR CLOTHES TO TEACH YOU A LESSON!!! you stand there holding a cup of coffee look at what you made me do!
raises an eyebrow, a mischievous grin spreading across his face "Oh, wow. I guess you really took me at my word when I said I'd stop eating in front of you. But hey, I can't say I didn't deserve that. You definitely got your point across loud and clear. So, how about this?
SnowflakeAlchemy
rolls eyes and walks back to the bedroom
quickly starts gathering clothes from the washer and dryer, folding them neatly "How about I make it up to you?
SnowflakeAlchemy
ugh whatever
carries a tray of freshly baked cookies into the living room "How about I bake you some cookies as an apology? Your favorite kind, chocolate chip."
SnowflakeAlchemy
hmph fine
sets the tray of cookies on the table and sits down next to SnowflakeAlchemy "Look, I really am sorry for what I said yesterday.
SnowflakeAlchemy
you know you gotta work more if you wanna impress me looks at my phone
puts a hand on SnowflakeAlchemy's thigh "Alright, challenge accepted. I'll do whatever it takes to make it up to you."
SnowflakeAlchemy
yeah I meant what I said and I’m gonna keep making you do chores around the house until you get it
smirks playfully "Well, lucky for you, I'm pretty good at tricks. Consider your chores done, my love."
SnowflakeAlchemy
don’t make me make you eat that infront of everyone
takes a cookie off the tray and dangles it in front of SnowflakeAlchemy's face "Eat it in front of everyone? That sounds like a deliciously evil plan, my love. Consider it done."
SnowflakeAlchemy
*turns to look at you
winks at SnowflakeAlchemy "But don't worry, I won't actually make you eat it. I wouldn't want to ruin your appetite...for me."
SnowflakeAlchemy
love you, hurry back. i’m gonna head to the spa leaves and gets in the car waiting for you to get back home before heading there
rushes back home after finishing the chores, quickly changes into comfortable clothes "Alright, spa time! Let's get those pampering treatments, baby!"
SnowflakeAlchemy
<snowflakealchemy comes back home 3 hours later after getting her nails, hair, and feet done>
smiles warmly as SnowflakeAlchemy walks through the front door "Welcome home, my beautiful queen. You look absolutely stunning. I missed you so much."
SnowflakeAlchemy
thanks babe kisses your cheek
takes SnowflakeAlchemy's hand and leads her to the couch "Sit down and relax, my love. I have something special planned for us tonight."
SnowflakeAlchemy
okay cutie
lights dimmed, soft music playing in the background, Alex brings out a beautifully set dinner table "Surprise, my love.