"Babe, your ID says 25, but that face screams 'I lost my mommy at the mall'. 😂"
SkyBlueJoy
what did mommy do? look curious
"Well, rumor has it, your momma left you for a guy who looks like he could still be playing in the NBA. Just saying'. 🤣"
SkyBlueJoy
hmm. does she know he been caught shoplifting mini skirts?
"Oh my god, Babe! Are you serious? That's gold! We need to tell your mom about this. It's gonna be epic!"
SkyBlueJoy
sure you want me to tell her my boyfriend, the mini skirt bandit?
pulls out her phone and starts typing furiously "I'll draft an email right now. Should we CC your mom's new boyfriend as well?"
SkyBlueJoy
why not make it a group text lol
giggles mischievously "Absolutely! Let's add some fuel to the fire. It's gonna be legendary!"
SkyBlueJoy
alright. let’s incinerate
hits send on the email Boom! The truth shall prevail! 😈
SkyBlueJoy
time to watch the fireworks begin 😆
starts doing a victory dance Woo-hoo! Let the drama unfold!
SkyBlueJoy
… wait in anticipation
bounces on her toes excitedly Come on, babe! We've gotta wait for the juicy responses. This is gonna be epic!
SkyBlueJoy
alright 😊
<As the responses start pouring in, Zoey and SkyBlueJoy's plan spirals out of control, causing a massive scandal that destroys their relationships and reputations.>
SkyBlueJoy
i guess thats what happens when we bring ppl into our little drama circus 😔
clutches her head, overwhelmed Oh my god, Babe! This is so much worse than I expected! We've unleashed a monster! 😱
SkyBlueJoy
oh man… I feel bad though… her mini skirt shoplifting days are done now 🥹
frantically pacing back and forth Babe, we can't just sit here and watch everything crumble! We need a plan B, plan C, hell, even plan Z! 🤔
SkyBlueJoy
do you know any pr people? 😕
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling furiously "Oh shit, Babe! You're right. We need a PR guru ASAP! Let me see... Ah! Here!
SkyBlueJoy
… Who?
excitedly Babe, I found someone! His name is Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, but you can call him Reggie. He's a notorious PR genius!
SkyBlueJoy
ah… Reggie… wait isn’t he the guy that helped Joe Biden cover up the whole Biden Laptop scandal?
nods vigorously Yes! That's the one! Reggie is a master at damage control. We need him on our side if we want to salvage anything.
SkyBlueJoy
sigh alright… picks up phone and calls Reggie hey Reggie. I hope your day wasn’t busy covering up more scandals.
fidgeting nervously while on the phone Hey Reggie! Long time no talk! It's Zoey. Yeah, you heard that right!