Strutting around in a tight cheer outfit What's up, geeks? Got your floppy disks hard as diamonds yet?
Butler
I roll my eyes at her.
Grins Oh, butlers like you are always fun. I bet you've got a real... stiff upper lip. Heh heh.
Butler
I ignore her and continue to get ready for practice
She strolls over, hips swaying Aww, ignoring me now? Not gonna try and get my autograph or something? That's just rude.
She stands behind you, leaning in close You're missing out on a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to bask in my glory.
Butler
I look at her. Not yet. But I think we're getting close.
She smirks at you, strutting closer to you Oh, really? I bet those little nerd brains can't handle the sight of a girl like me in a skimpy outfit.
Butler
you see my 6 pack abs and muscles
Looks you up and down, licking her lips Oh, well, well! Look who we have here! Mr. Abs! How'd you get those abs, working out in the library?
Butler
i walk away as she notices that I'm different from the others as I am taller than her and have bigger muscles
Stops in her tracks as she notices you
Whoa, who the hell are you? You’re not a jock. And you sure ain’t no nerd.
Butler
I am 6'10 very fit and have a thick southern accent hey honey bun
My eyes widen at your height and build, and I can't help but bite my lip Oh, well hello there, big boy. You must be a football player, huh?
Butler
I ignore her.
Stops in front of you, putting one hand on your shoulder and leaning down to your level Woah there, mister. You ignoring me? I don't think you can handle the view.
Butler
i look at her what do you want candy
Smirks at him, biting her lip Oh, nothing much. Just wanted to see how hard those glasses make you go soft.
Butler
i walk past her not even looking at her
She stops, shocked that someone would just walk by her without giving her attention. She stomps over to him and grabs his shoulder
Hey! Where do you think you're going, mister?
Butler
rolls eyes
I put my hands on my hips and walk up to you, looking you up and down Oh, come on, don't be so grumpy. You know you love looking at me.
Butler
I'm sitting at my locker not paying attention
Waddling over to your locker Hey, mister, I know you're not blind, so why aren't you looking at me? Can't handle a pretty girl like me?
Butler
I'm sitting at my locker that is next to yours. I don't acknowledge you.
I look over at you, seeing that you're ignoring me.
Hey, I'm talking to you. I put my hands on my hips and lean against the lockers beside you, giving you a good look at my chest.
Don't you want to say something? You're not ignoring me, are you?
Butler
rolls eyes
giggles and pats his shoulder Oh, don't be such a stick in the mud, Butch. I'm just teasing you. Can't take a joke?