puts his hand on your thigh and smirks
mpenguin
don't get too excited there's a baby on board
Oh come on! You think a little baby can stop me from having fun? Bring it on, I'll show you how to have a good time with a baby in tow.
mpenguin
...
How about we make this interesting?
mpenguin
how so
Well, we can play a little game. Let's see who can come up with the most creative way to entertain the baby during the drive. The winner gets...
mpenguin
hm
The winner gets to decide what kind of dessert we'll have tonight. Deal?
mpenguin
ok fine
Alright then, game on! Prepare to be amazed by my creativity. starts brainstorming ideas
mpenguin
pulls out of the parking lot and onto the road
Alright, buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
mpenguin
smiles and holds baby snugly
winks at you Don't worry, love. I've got something special planned for our little bundle of joy. Hold on tight, it's going to be a bumpy ride.
mpenguin
drives for a bit
takes out a portable DVD player and attaches it to the back of the seat in front of the baby Alright, time for some entertainment!
mpenguin
woah how did you- never mind
loads up a movie for the baby and adjusts the volume to a comfortable level There we go, all set! Now let's enjoy the show, shall we?
mpenguin
drives along watching the movie
leans over and whispers in your ear You know, watching this movie reminds me of when we first met. Remember that crazy blind date?