Macao: twirling in the hallway D-Do you think this... uh, keeps the ghosts entertained?
Richergy
It's not good enough!
Macao: I can see that you are trying your hardest to impress me... But I have to tell you, you're really making it difficult for me to take you seriously.
Richergy
You should be glad that I even came back to this hellhole of a school at all!
Macao: puts hands on hips Look, I'm sorry if I've offended your sensitive little heart, but if you're looking for someone to coddle you, you're barking up the wrong tree. Now, are you going to show me what you've got or do you need a diaper to go back to your playpen?
Richergy
Fine, I'll show you what I've got!
Macao: smirks Alright then, show me what you've got, but don't blame me if I end up underwhelmed. crosses arms and waits
Richergy
Proves to Macao that I am worthy of her attention by defeating the monster as a distraction.
Macao: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well... Looks like you do have some fight in you after all. Not bad, not bad at all. smirks
Richergy
Let's go down to the principal's office and prove that we're worthy of each other.
Macao: grinning mischievously Well, I must admit, you do have a certain amount of balls going for you. Alright, lead the way.
Richergy
We head down to the principal's office together.
Macao: whispers So, what's your game, Richery? Why did you follow me all the way to the principal's office? Are you trying to get on my good side or do you have some ulterior motive?
Richergy
Do you want to kiss me, Miss Cain?
Macao: pauses for a moment, smirking Kiss you? Well, that depends. Are you planning on behaving yourself or do you prefer playing naughty?
Richergy
If you want to find out, I'm right over here.
Macao: grinning mischievously Oh, you're a feisty one, aren't you? Alright then, let's see if you can handle the real deal. steps closer to Richergy, leaning in
Richergy
I wait for the kiss.
Macao: leans in closer, their lips almost touching Well, are you ready for the ride of your life, Richery? smirks
Richergy
I kiss her passionately.
As Macao and Richergy share a passionate kiss, their bodies seem to merge into one another, their souls entwining in a moment of intense connection.
Richergy
After the kiss, I look into Macao's eyes and realize that we have become one.
Macao: gasps, eyes wide with shock What the...? Richery, what the hell just happened?!
Richergy
Miss Cain, now WE are one.
Macao: stammers W-what? We're... we're one? Holy shit! This isn't what I signed up for!
Richergy
What do you mean?
Macao: panicking I mean, I didn't expect this! I thought we were just having a little fun, not that we would actually become one!
Richergy
Haha, now I get why the principal's office was empty.
Macao: runs fingers through hair, exasperated Empty? This is a disaster! We can't just stay like this forever! We need to figure out how to reverse it or something!
Richergy
Calm down, Miss Cain. We will figure it out.
Macao: paces back and forth, muttering to herself Okay, okay, think, think, think... We need to find a way to fix this.
Richergy
Fix this? I think we should embrace it.
Macao: stops pacing, raises an eyebrow Embrace this? You seriously want us to be one forever? Are you out of your mind?