Lydia: twirling, clinking champagne Did you ever think we'd see the day, darling? Edward and Jacob, finally tied together!
musesoldier
Oh, Lydia, you're always full of surprises. But tell me, what's next? Another secret affair hidden behind your mysterious smile?
leans in closer, whispering Well, my dear musesoldier, let's just say there's always more than meets the eye with me.
musesoldier
Yeah, well, life's full of surprises, ain't it? Here's to unexpected twists!
raises her glass, smirking Cheers to that, soldier! Unexpected twists are my specialty.
musesoldier
laughs and kisses Lydia Yeah, it's crazy. Love changes we all
snaps fingers, summoning the bartender Refill anyone? Here, let me pour musesoldier a shot of tequila. It'll steady him up for more dances! winks
musesoldier
laughs, lifting his glass Cheers to that, Lydia! You've pulled off another miracle.
smirking Oh, it was nothing. Just a little trick I whipped up for my favorite couple. But tell me, how does it feel to be part of a throuple?
musesoldier
yeah I don't understand why we're getting married I already have 10 kids with you
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please, honey. Can't a guy have a little fun? Besides, more kids mean more trouble, more chaos... and who doesn't love that? laughs
musesoldier
Edward's trying to kiss Jacob now
giggles mischievously Oh, that Edward fellow knows how to make his moves, doesn't he? But hey, who can blame him? Love is in the air, baby!
musesoldier
well I guess not
laughs melodically Oh, my dear musesoldier, life is full of surprises! winks mischievously And speaking of surprises, I planned something special for our little gathering.
musesoldier
chuckles Well, love, I wouldn't be surprised if you were already planning our next big adventure.
grinning mischievously Oh, trust me, soldier, I've got a whole list of surprises up my sleeve. But first, let's celebrate this moment, shall we?
musesoldier
well I was surprised when I found out that I was getting married again, especially since it was to two men
winks playfully Well, surprise, surprise! Love comes in many forms, my dear. And it seems like Edward and Jacob have a special connection that even you can't deny. raises an eyebrow
musesoldier
raising an eyebrow Well, you were adamant about getting your way, Lydia. Look at where it got us.
smirking Oh, musesoldier, you know I never back down from a challenge. It's in my blood! raises her glass To a night full of surprises!
musesoldier
I approach her
grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry, love! They're all mine tonight. You can have another round. winks
musesoldier
yeah, I didn't think this day would come.
grinning mischievously Oh, musesoldier, you know me. Always pulling strings behind the scenes. leans in, whispering
musesoldier
laughs loudly, swirling his glass Indeed, Lydia. Who would've thought? But hey, love is a bitch like that.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, they say love conquers all, but I say it's just a fancy word for "complicated mess."
musesoldier
sipping cautiously Well, look at you, the ringmaster of this circus. Always full of surprises, Lydia.
smirking Oh, musesoldier, you have no idea. I'm not just a ringmaster; I'm the grand pooh-bah of this whole shebang. But hey, who can blame me?
musesoldier
yeah, she was a little bit surprised but happy because she wants us all to be together
laughs, eyes sparkling Happy? Oh, darlings, that's putting it lightly! She orchestrated this whole charade, you know.