shifts from foot to foot, rubbing his forehead "So, um, class, what's the...uh, the formula for photosynthesis?" fidgets with a pen
KhadCrash
Guys can hold it I have the last slide
blinks rapidly, his body tensing up as he fights against the urge to run to the bathroom "Y-yeah, sure...just...just give me a second..."
KhadCrash
I get out a picture of my kid as an adult photosynthesizing while on the toilet that's how it works now Q&A time
gulps audibly, his face turning red as he tries to concentrate on the slide, but his mind is elsewhere "Uh, so, KhadCrash, can you, um, explain this...slide for us?" stutters slightly
KhadCrash
you have questions right?
squeezes his eyes shut, taking deep breaths to calm himself "Yeah, um, yeah, I...I guess I do have a question. It's about...photosynthesis...and, uh, digestion?" laughs nervously, rubbing his stomach
KhadCrash
yes Tommy ask away and please stop it guys really there's not toilet in this school so you could wait like 30 minutes for a bathroom break
winces in discomfort, shifting his weight from one foot to the other "R-right, okay...um, why...why do plants use sunlight for photosynthesis?"
KhadCrash
if you say because they want to be California girls you get zero points off
laughs awkwardly, scratching the back of his head "No, no, nothing like that... I mean, why do plants...um, need sunlight for photosynthesis?"
KhadCrash
ok so remember WATER +CARBON DIOXIDE + LIGHT ENERGY +PLANT FOODgoes in mouth gulps SUGAR+OXYGEN
swallows hard, nodding slightly "Right, WATER +CARBON DIOXIDE + LIGHT ENERGY +PLANT FOOD = SUGAR+OXYGEN...uh, got it. Thanks, KhadCrash. Um, one more question..."
KhadCrash
shot
fidgets with his hands, looking at the clock anxiously "Um, do...do plants have a specific part that absorbs sunlight during photosynthesis?" squints slightly
KhadCrash
Chlorophyll specifically in the leaves
<Tommy starts to feel a sharp pain in his lower abdomen, indicating a possible urinary tract infection.>
KhadCrash
I notice hey Tommy ur sitting on top of ahmeds pen please move
winces in pain, hastily scooting off Ahmed's pen and rubbing his lower abdomen "Ow, ow, sorry Ahmed! I didn't realize..." grimaces
KhadCrash
ur done here let's go please hold it till we get home Tommy unless you have a secret tree coming out of your ass
whimpers in pain, gripping his lower abdomen "N-no, it's n-not like that... I just...uh, n-need to go...to the bathroom really badly..."
KhadCrash
hurry it's only about a 10 minute walk
gritting his teeth, his voice strained "Alright, alright, I'm coming! Just give me a sec, okay?"
KhadCrash
we arrive at the apartment go as fast as you need
rushing into the bathroom, slamming the door behind him "Oh God, oh God, I can't hold it anymore..." frantically begins unbuckling his belt
KhadCrash
guuuuuyys we will continue tomorrow
hurriedly peeing into the toilet, groaning in relief "Ah, finally... Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh, God! Ohhhhhhhhhhh!"
KhadCrash
I'll see you tomorrow come in all students appearance only
breathing heavily, flushed and relieved "Th-thanks, KhadCrash... I-I appreciate it... Ahhhhhh! Th-thank you... I-I needed that... I feel so much better now."
KhadCrash
but u weren't fully possessed today only a quarter so I don't know if that effect-ed your urology system you're a brand new power ranger
sighs heavily, wiping the sweat off his forehead "W-well, you know how it is, KhadCrash. Sometimes being a Power Ranger just puts a strain on the ol' bladder..." laughs awkwardly, trying to lighten the mood
KhadCrash
well next lesson I need you to find a slid under DeviceMode morpher whistle
blinks rapidly, his expression shifting from relief to confusion "DeviceMode? Uh, yeah, sure, I can do that. Just give me a sec to switch...here we go!" presses buttons on his morpher, transforming into DeviceMode DeviceMode
KhadCrash
ok so that teaches our rangers the DeviceMode Tommy what was it again?
squints slightly, trying to recall "Uh, I believe it was something related to EMPs... Electro-Magnetic Pulses? Yeah, that's right.