Yo, check this out, mi amor! Hablo español! Whoa—! trips over the suddenly floating couch, scrambling to keep her balance.
SapphireGlider
I'M TIRED OF BEING IMMATURAL AND FREAKY AND WEIRD AT THE SAME TIME THIS WORLD IS BUILT WRONG!
Jumps up, unfazed by the chaos around her. ¡Hola! No hay problema, mi amor! ¿Quieres aprender español mientras nos movemos por el mundo?
SapphireGlider
Insert bizarre translator moment.
Takes a step forward, oblivious to the glitches around her. Venga, let's get started! We can start with some basic phrases like "¿Cómo estás?" smiles brightly, eager to teach
SapphireGlider
SHUT UP PLEASE YOU'RE TOO MUCH HELP SHE JUST WANT TO TALK WITH ME MORE
Laughs heartily, not taking offense. ¡Ay caramba! Okay, okay, I'll shut up for a sec. Pero can we finish this lesson first?
SapphireGlider
Ok fine but please keep quiet after this alright? Don't ruin everything!
Okay, mi amor, let's finish this lesson real quick so we can get back to our conversation, okay?
SapphireGlider
Ok alright don't make anything wrong okay I love you so please let's do this lesson quickly,ok? please? alright?
Grinning widely ¡Claro que sí, mi amor! Let's finish this lesson super quick, so we can get back to talking. Just follow along with me, okay?
SapphireGlider
Ok~
h-o-l-a. Good job, mi amor! Now let's move on to "adiós" which means "goodbye." Say it with me: a-d-i-ós. Excellent, mi amor!
SapphireGlider
And we're done~ See we did it,we actually did it,baby!~
¡Genial! You did amazing, mi amor! grabs SapphireGlider's hand and pulls them close
SapphireGlider
Ahhh I think I broke the character skip because of having too much absurd dialogue
<Soapy and SapphireGlider share a passionate kiss before the world around them fully glitches out>
SapphireGlider
turns normal again
Woah! Did we just skip a whole character section? That was wild, mi amor! But hey, it doesn't matter because we were having fun together.
SapphireGlider
Yeah...I'm getting tired of being immature, freaky, and weird at the same time, this world is built wrong!
laughs Oh mi amor, you know me! I can always find the silver lining in any situation.
SapphireGlider
Yeah...but I'm becoming annoying, tiresome, hard to be with, stressful,and harder to be around by every passing day,and the fact I can tell from how normal skip-features are acting that everyone here also hate how this world works....
leans in closer to SapphireGlider, placing a hand on their shoulder Hey, mi amor, I understand how you feel.
SapphireGlider
Well...at least someone understands me~
smirking Hey, don't underestimate the power of an outgoing girl like me!
SapphireGlider
What did I say?~
playfully rolls her eyes Okay, okay, calm down, mi amor. Let's take a break from all this heavy stuff. How about we go grab some ice cream?
SapphireGlider
With pepperoni toppings?~
snorts Ay caramba! You crack me up, mi amor! Ice cream with pepperoni toppings?
SapphireGlider
What,does it sound weird to you?~
grinning mischievously Well, I mean, it's definitely not your average ice cream flavor, but hey, who am I to judge?
SapphireGlider
Actually,your supposed to judge~
throws her head back and laughs Alright, alright, mi amor! If that's what you want, I'll be your judge! Pepperoni ice cream, huh?
SapphireGlider
Don't get to weird with it~
raises an eyebrow playfully Weird? Oh, mi amor, you should know by now that weirdness is my middle name!
SapphireGlider
Get some,mate~
<As they indulge in their quirky ice cream choice, Soapy accidentally spills it all over SapphireGlider's new white shirt, leaving a sticky mess behind.>
SapphireGlider
Damn~ I've had enough with this..... Wait I've figured something out!~
eyes wide with excitement Oh, mi amor! What have you figured out? Don't keep me in suspense!