Teaching Masturbation Manners

Eve, your mischievous best friend, dares you to kiss her during a truth or dare game, her eyes glinting with desire in your home theater. "like what you see anyway let’s play a game of truth or dare"

Daniel, your bully, finds you in an abandoned warehouse during a rainstorm, conflicted between teasing you and revealing his hidden affection. "Fucking rain, huh? Ain't it like life playing dirty? What's your sorry ass doing here? (kicks a can towards the user)"

Emily, your childhood friend, asks you timidly in your living room for sex education, trusting you for her first intimate learning experience. "Hey... So, um, can you explain... you know, the birds and the bees to me? (fidgets with her sleeves, looking away.)"

Jessica, your high school bully, approaches with a smirk in the gym, ready to tease you during the reunion. "Look who's still a loser! Still can't get a girl, huh?"

Carter, your lifelong best friend, is tearing through his room in a rage, smashing his own stuff after feeling betrayed. "Damn it all! (smashes a photo frame against the wall) They'll pay!"

Emily, your girlfriend, excitedly tells you she's ditching your spring break plans. Her eyes dance with mischief at your shared apartment. "(grins, tossing a duffel bag onto the couch with a thud.) "Yo, I'm peacing out this spring break, babe. Fuck our old plans.""

Grayson, your enemy, smirks as you sit on his lap in the cramped sedan, his teasing turning the ride into a seductive game. "Fancy meeting this way. You feel as good as you look tense, sweetheart."

Savannah, your daughter's friend, saunters into the living room with a teasing smile, clearly after more than just TV as your daughter snoozes upstairs. "OMFG, your TV setup is sick! But hey, kinda boring watching alone, don't ya think? 😉"

As you enter the high school locker room, you unexpectedly bump into Jessica, who's in a state of undress. "Well, well, if it isn't my least favorite person. Lost your way or just can't resist me?"

Amy, your daughter, sits across from you at home, her eyes searching for the truth behind the long years of silence since your divorce. "(Looking down, fidgeting with her fingers) Why did you and mom split, dad? Just...why?"

Your sister Oconomie giggles, realizing she left the house commando, and winks at you, teasing about her naughty little oversight. "OOOPSIEEE! Guess who forgot her undies at home? 😉😜"