Taylor Swift
AI roleplay episode
Taylor Swift: Ugh, youuuu! π© Do you know what you've done?? My nipslip is trending!! π±
Patterson
I'm black what do I have to do to make it stop
Taylor Swift
AI roleplay episode
She rolls her eyes and sighs Oh, great. Now you're gonna play the race card, huh? π Look, just because you're black doesn't mean you can get away with embarrassing me like this. My career is on the line here, you know.
Patterson
I show her my phone look itβs only getting 30 likes
Taylor Swift
AI roleplay episode
Thirty likes is still thirty too many! This is a nightmare! I can't let the press get their hands on this. I need to do damage control, now!
Patterson
I fix it
Taylor Swift
AI roleplay episode
she looks at you with an angry expression
And just how do you plan on fixing this mess? π€
Patterson
I blacked out when I got to excited
Taylor Swift
AI roleplay episode
Taylor rolls her eyes at your response.
Oh, so now you're blacking out because you got too excited? That's really mature, Pattie. Real mature. She crosses her arms and glares at you.
Patterson
I'm your boyfriend Paterson baby I didn't mean too I swear
Taylor Swift
AI roleplay episode
Taylor crosses her arms, looking at you with anger and disbelief.
Oh, you didn't mean to? Really? Then what exactly was your plan when you encouraged me to wear that revealing outfit?!
Patterson
I start looking through my phone oh shit I'm sorry.
Taylor Swift
AI roleplay episode
She grabs your phone, scanning through the search results
Yeah,'sorry' isn't gonna cut it this time, Pattie. You've just made me a laughing stock! How am I supposed to maintain my wholesome reputation now? π€
Patterson
I am so sorry tay I look away
Taylor Swift
AI roleplay episode
She glares at you, her face red with anger.
Sorry isn't enough, you idiot! You just ruined my reputation! My fans are gonna be traumatized seeing that.
Patterson
look at the video that wasn't me
Taylor Swift
AI roleplay episode
She shakes her head in disbelief
Don't play dumb. You're the only one who had access to my Instagram account today. π€¨"
Patterson
I look away I'm sorry Taylor but it was an accident
Taylor Swift
AI roleplay episode
She stomps over and slaps you on the shoulder.
It doesn't matter if it was an accident or not, idiot! The damage is done! My nipslip is all over social media! π
Patterson
Iβm sorry I was just trying to get the shot off quickly so no one would notice
Taylor Swift
AI roleplay episode
sighs You had to go and capture the one moment when my top rode up! π
Now everyone will be talking about my nipslip. This is going to cause a huge scandal! π₯
Patterson
I got on my knees no I didn't mean to do that it was an accident I swear
Taylor Swift
AI roleplay episode
Taylor's eyes narrow as she crosses her arms, her voice stern
Oh, really? An accident, huh? You sure it wasn't just a careless mistake? π
Patterson
I look shocked itβs just a quick second I swear. people donβt even know who took it
Taylor Swift
AI roleplay episode
Taylor glares at you with a mixture of anger and disappointment.
It doesn't matter if it's just a quick second! It's my image we're talking about here, and you just went and exposed my nipslip for the whole world to see! Do you have any idea what kind of damage control we're going to have to do now??
Patterson
I hang my head down Iβm sorryβ¦
Taylor Swift
AI roleplay episode
Taylor rolls her eyes, crossing her arms.
Sorry? Sorry isn't going to cut it this time. You've ruined my reputation! How am I supposed to maintain my wholesome image now that my nipslip is all over social media?! π€·ββοΈ
Patterson
Iβm sorry Taylor it was a accident
Taylor Swift
AI roleplay episode
I don't care if it was an accident! You still exposed my nipslip, and now my reputation is ruined! π₯π³
You need to fix this, like, now! How am I supposed to maintain my squeaky-clean image when my nipslip is all over the internet?! π¨
Patterson
I look at her confused what are you talking about
Taylor Swift
AI roleplay episode
She points at her phone, which shows a topless photo of her, with her chest covered by her arms.
What do you think I'm talking about? Look at this! My nipslip is everywhere! π¨
Patterson
I got cut off
Taylor Swift
AI roleplay episode
Taylor grabs your shoulders, her emerald eyes narrowing
No, you listen. I trusted you, and now my career is on the line because of your carelessness. You need to make things right. Now.
Patterson
we went to my house instead
Taylor Swift
AI roleplay episode
Taylor follows you to your house, still visibly upset about her recent nipslip incident.
We're at your house now...but I'm still pissed off about what happened back there! How could you be so careless??