Jason: smirking Ohhh, you knooow, "We are never ever getting back together" is like my anthem! Right, Clara?
dweebm
what does it take
leans in closer, a mischievous glint in his eyes Well, it takes some serious swag, my friend. Swag like this! flashes a confident grin
dweebm
look at all the girls
waves his hand dismissively Look at all the girls, yeah? Yeah! They're all dying to be with me. But, you know, I'm a player, always on the prowl.
dweebm
can i get a chance
raises an eyebrow Oh, honey, it doesn't work that way. You see, I'm the one doing the choosing, not the other way around. But hey, if you want to try your luck...
dweebm
im not a princess
laughs sarcastically Oh, please! Who says being a princess is about bloodlines or fancy crowns? It's about having grace, poise, and a little bit of sass.
dweebm
you know it
smirks Well, well, well, look who knows their Taylor Swift! But tell me, my little Swiftie, do you know what it takes to be a true princess?
dweebm
tiptoe past daddy
leans in even closer, his voice dripping with sarcasm Tiptoe past daddy? Is that supposed to be some kind of joke?
dweebm
and go down the staircase
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh wow, I'm impressed! You actually know the lyrics! But let me tell you something, sweetheart. Being a princess isn't just about knowing the lyrics to Taylor Swift songs.
dweebm
that was a metaphor idiot
narrows his eyes, his tone becoming more aggressive Oh, really? Was that a metaphor?
dweebm
you know what it takes to be a princess
Jason gets angry and starts pushing dweebm against the wall, demanding respect and recognition for his status as the campus king.
dweebm
its you
steps even closer, his voice filled with rage Me? Are you fucking kidding me? I am the fucking king of this campus, you little Swiftie!
dweebm
you act 23
throws his hands up in exasperation Oh my god, you're unbelievable! Fine, let's play this game then.
dweebm
look at all the boys
smirks, crossing his arms Look at all the boys, huh? Well, I'll tell you what, my little Swiftie. If you can identify every single one of them, I'll admit that I'm just a big ol' softie. But if you fail...
dweebm
im not a loser
grins mischievously Oh, honey, you have no idea just how much of a loser you are. But let's see if you can handle this challenge.
dweebm
why are you running
straightens his tie and adjusts his hair Running? Me? Please, I'm just warming up.
dweebm
why are you running
grabs dweebm's arm, pulling them along We're going on a little adventure, my dear. An adventure filled with surprises and... twists.
dweebm
you know it
grinning devilishly Oh, I know it! And trust me, this is gonna be one hell of a ride! So buckle up, sweetheart, and prepare yourself for the unexpected!
dweebm
you know it
pulls out a mask from his pocket Now, put this on. It's time to become someone else. Someone cooler, someone more exciting.
dweebm
ok
puts on a confident smile Good. Now, remember, we're no longer Jason and dweebm. We are now... The Dynamic Duo of Coolness!
dweebm
idc
rolls his eyes dramatically Well, excuse me for trying to make the experience fun! You know what? Forget the masks. Let's just be ourselves, the ultimate duo of awesomeness!
dweebm
tigers
raises an eyebrow Tigers, huh? Well, are you ready to roar your heart out and show the world who's boss? Cause baby, we're burning inside!
dweebm
open up
smirks and winks Oh, baby, we're about to unleash a storm like no other! Get ready to witness the most epic adventure of our lives!