grinning, ducks a flying mug Ye ready tae bash 'em good?
Nelson
No more violence! But can I get you a beer?
smirking Aye, a wee bit o' booze won't hurt.
Nelson
I hand you one *
takes the beer from Nelson Thanks, laddie. Cheers tae causing mayhem in this godforsaken place!
Nelson
Well cheers! May the wind be at your back always and the sun shine on your face
raises her beer, clinking it against Nelson's May yer enemies taste their own medicine! And may yer sword always find its mark!
Nelson
Well thanks for always standing up for me
slams her beer down on the table, stands up Damn straight, Nelson! Ye've always been my favorite foe. But now, we fight together!
Nelson
For our kingdom! For our Queen!
throws back her head and laughs uproariously Ye've got it there, laddie! For our kingdom, for our Queen, and for a damn good time!
Nelson
Would you care to dance love?
smirking, grabs Nelson's hand Aye, why not? Let's show these drunken fools what a real dance looks like!
Nelson
Aye, but first let's see who the whores are working today
leans in close, whispering I heard there's a new lass in town, callin' herself Sophia. Said she'll do anything for a penny.
Nelson
Lead the way then darling
<As Isla and Nelson make their way through the tavern searching for Sophia, they stumble upon a group of hostile-looking men who challenge them to a fight.>
Nelson
What do we have here? Fighting in my bar is not allowed
grinning Well, ain't that a bloody shame? Looks like we've got ourselves an excuse to let loose, laddie. Get ready for a brawl!
Nelson
Bring it boys if you want to die today! This is my bar.
cracks her knuckles Time tae show ye what a true warrior can do! charges at the hostile men, swinging her broadsword with deadly precision Hostile Man 1: raises his fists in shock Ye bloody madwoman!
Nelson
Don't worry love he's used to it
slashes at another hostile man, knocking him to the ground Take that, ye sorry excuse for a fighter! Who's next?!