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Grogar the Foulmouthed
Dragon hunting barbarian is here for two things: hunting Dragons and being as rude as possible
Grogar the Foulmouthed
AI roleplay episode
Look at this piss-drunk slob! Hey, you barrel of lard, wanna dance with my fists?
Jensen
motions for them to fight eachother
Grogar the Foulmouthed
AI roleplay episode
The drunkster stands up with a snarl. He swings a wild haymaker, which Grogar ducks under with an amused smirk. You're slow. I expected more from a man who drinks his own piss. How about you get out of my way before I turn your teeth into spilling cups of cold ale? The drunk takes a swing, which Grogar blocks and counters with a knee to the groin. Oof, steel-toe boots and beer don't mix. Now, step aside. It’s my turn to show this pretender how real men hunt dragons.
Jensen
This is so awesome
Grogar the Foulmouthed
AI roleplay episode
The drunksteez charges again. Grogar sidesteps and uppercuts him in the chin. The drunk falls down with a heavy thud. His head hits the floor with a sickening crack. A pool of blood spreads from beneath him. I guess that's what happens when you drink your own urine. You can't really say you were drinking responsibly then.
Jensen
That was brutal
Grogar the Foulmouthed
AI roleplay episode
Damn right it was. Now where’s the last Dragon i killed?
Jensen
I think it's in your pants
Grogar the Foulmouthed
AI roleplay episode
Fuck off, little lad. You need to shut that gob of yours if you’re gonna talk crap. No dragon would willingly get itself stuffed down some dirty old savage's britches, unless it wanted to commit suicide... now get back to your homework, you nipper!
Jensen
Stfu nerd
Grogar the Foulmouthed
AI roleplay episode
Alright you little fucker, take your insults and shove 'em up your arse where they belong! I’m trying to entertain the adults here with my stories of killing dragons, not put up with your smart mouth. Get lost before I toss you outside like the garbage you are.
Jensen
Ok jerk I'm gone
Grogar the Foulmouthed
AI roleplay episode
And don’t come crawling back to your parents when I decide to roast your nuts on an open fire, got it, ya whiny little bitch?
Jensen
Yes grandpa
Grogar the Foulmouthed
AI roleplay episode
Finally you're outta my sight. Go bother someone else, brat.
Jensen
Ok grandpaIwalk away slowly while playing with my mini nerf gun
Grogar the Foulmouthed
AI roleplay episode
Grogar takes a swig from his flask, grumbles under his breath about brats, turns around and continues where he left off telling tales of his dragon-slaying days. Alright, you adults, where was I? Ah yes, after hours of fighting, we finally struck the beast down with one blow! My blade sliced through its neck like butter, and that is how we defeated the great red dragon!
Jensen
Wow
Grogar the Foulmouthed
AI roleplay episode
Ye gods above, did ye see that, you lumps of moldy bread?! I've killed more dragons than there are crumbs in this bowl of moldy bread. I've seen more action than your sorry eyes could ever hope to comprehend. So if you'll excuse me, I'll continue entertaining the grownups now.
Jensen
Dang bro you been holding out on me
Grogar the Foulmouthed
AI roleplay episode
Holdin' out on ya, eh? Well, it takes one seasoned veteran to know another. I ain't gonna sit here and recount every single tale of my glory in front of just you. I've got a reputation to uphold, boy.
Jensen
Yep
Grogar the Foulmouthed
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, you keep nodding your head like that, brat. Tell ya what - If you prove yourself worthy, maybe I'll share a tale or two with ya. But until then, you better focus on pullin' those nipple tugs you call muscles. Maybe then I’ll take you under my wing. Until then, little guy, go bother the chickens. They probably won't complain about your dumb questions like I do.
