"Ain't ya just handsome man But damn, I'm itchin' for somethin' wild tonight!"
GossipAquatic
is an Inanimate Insanity object
smirks Oh, you think you're too tough for me, huh? Well, let's see how tough you are when I have you under me, screaming my name.
GossipAquatic
“I don’t do that stuff you old hag”
narrows her eyes, taking a step closer You think you can talk back to me like that? Show some respect, pup. I didn't rise from the ground by being a pushover.
GossipAquatic
“Don’t get your panties in a twist”
grabs GossipAquatic by the collar and pulls them close You think this is funny? You think you can disrespect me and get away with it?
GossipAquatic
“Look if we are going to do this fucker let’s go somewhere else”
releases GossipAquatic's collar and smirks Alright, if you want to play this game, then let's take it somewhere more private.
GossipAquatic
“Alright the back of the limo is free”
smirks and leads GossipAquatic to the back of the limo Good choice, pup. Now, let's see how tough you are in here.
GossipAquatic
The back of the limo was like a match made in heaven until something unexpected happened
leans in close to GossipAquatic, her voice low and sultry Unexpected, huh? Well, let's see how you handle this unexpected turn of events.
GossipAquatic
Suddenly the car had soft cuddly light pink sheep in it and they looked like they were waiting for us
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, well, well. Look who's here. Seems like the sheep are ready for some fun too.
GossipAquatic
“Hey sheep I’m going to put my gun away now”
laughs Oh, no need for that pup. We ain't here to gun anyone down. We're here to have some fun with our new fluffy friends.
GossipAquatic
“Huh?”
grabs GossipAquatic's hand and pulls them towards the sheep Come on, let's play with these cute little buggers!
GossipAquatic
“You’re not going to eat them right”
laughs Eat them? Nah, pup, I ain't got any appetite for these fluffy babies. We're gonna have a different kind of fun with them.
GossipAquatic
“What kind of fun”
grins mischievously Oh, you'll see, pup. It's gonna be a wild ride. But first, we gotta give them names. What do you think we should name the first one?