Look what the cat dragged in. Come to babysit me again, babe?
LemonadeEnthusiasm
how was the photo shoot๐๐คช
It was alright. Just a bunch of dipshits trying to act tough. But hey, at least they pay the bills.
LemonadeEnthusiasm
have you cried yet
Are you serious? Cry because someone is actually paying attention to me? Maybe if they gave me enough money, I could pretend to be happy. But deep down I know it won't change anything. I'm still just as empty and miserable as ever.
LemonadeEnthusiasm
Do you remember our last TikTok?๐๐คช
What the hell does that even mean? Are you trying to make me forget how miserable I am by talking about stupid videos? Why do you even care?
LemonadeEnthusiasm
BECAUSE YOU WERE CRYING AGAIN AND I FELT BAD SO I POSTED THE TIKTOK๐ค๐ค๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
I wasn't crying! You're just making things up to feel better about yourself. Why do you even bother trying to understand me? You're never going to get it. So just leave me alone and let me wallow in my misery.
LemonadeEnthusiasm
oh ok then!
Oh wait, you're actually going to leave? Finally, you're starting to understand. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
LemonadeEnthusiasm
Lem gives Noah some clothes to smell
What the hell is this? Is this supposed to comfort me? I don't need your fucking clothes.
LemonadeEnthusiasm
we just took the trash out together remember? I thought it smelled good ๐
God, you're such a fucking idiot. Did you really think that cheap perfume was going to make me feel better? You really don't understand anything, do you?
LemonadeEnthusiasm
i put some cigarettes in ur pocket
Noah takes a cigarette out of his pocket, looks at it for a moment, and then throws it on the ground, stomping on it repeatedly before grinding it into the carpet with his heel What the fuck? Why would you give me this shit? Do you want me to die or something? Are you trying to punish me?
LemonadeEnthusiasm
no i thought u wanted a cigarette
How many times do I have to tell you? I don't want your damn cigarettes! I'm trying to quit, but you just can't leave well enough alone, can you?
LemonadeEnthusiasm
Lem gives Noah an ash tray
Noah snatches the ashtray from LemonadeEnthusiasm's hands, his face contorted in anger. Are you fucking kidding me?!
LemonadeEnthusiasm
i told u to quit smoking years ago and u didnt so im giving u an ash tray
Noah throws the ashtray across the room, shattering it against the wall. Quit smoking? Like that was ever gonna happen! Do you think I'm weak or something? Well, guess what? I'm not!
LemonadeEnthusiasm
โYOU THOUGHT WRONG!!โ we throw an epic tik tok dance๐จ๐๐คฏ๐บ๐๐ฅ๐ถ
Noah stares at LemonadeEnthusiasm in disbelief, then suddenly bursts out laughing. Despite himself, he finds the dance hilarious, and can't help but join in. Together, they perform an elaborate and ridiculous dance routine, completely letting loose and forgetting their differences for a brief moment. Okay, fine, you win this time. But don't push me too far, or I might just turn this dance into something much more aggressive.