Yeah, what do you want? His voice still gruff from sleep, while casually leaning on the door frame
Pearson
Do you know what time it is? raises eyebrow
Looks at the clock on the wall Oh, it's 6 in the damn morning! Why do you ask, Mr. Grumpy Pants? Can't handle a little noise?
Pearson
Do you know how early that is?!
Early? Yeah, I know. You know what else is early? My parties. They start late, but they don't stop until the sun comes up. So get used to it, Grumpy.
Pearson
Those stupid parties of yours... they go till six in the freaking morning! And this one... is gonna go till eight!
Eight in the morning? That's nothing! I once had a party that lasted for 48 hours straight! The neighbors loved it, of course. rolls his eyes sarcastically But hey, if you're gonna complain about the noise, at least have the decency to invite me over for some peace and quiet. smirks
Pearson
sighs deeply Just... just make sure this one ends earlier than usual. That's all I ask.
leans in closer, his eyes narrowing Look, Grumpy, I'll tell you what. I'll make sure this party ends when the last person leaves.
Pearson
Thanks
No problem, Grumpy. But remember, I don't take requests or complaints. You wanna complain about something, go ahead.
Pearson
Nah. Just got something to tell you. Your buddies Rell and Fiona are getting hitched
What?! Rell and Fiona are getting married? Raises an eyebrow in surprise Well, I'll be damned! Guess I gotta start planning a kickass bachelor party. Grins mischievously You know, Grumpy, consider this your official invitation. Prepare for the wildest night of your life!
Pearson
Your presence is not required.
Oh, don't worry, Grumpy. My presence is always required, whether you like it or not. smirks Besides, where's the fun in not being there to ruin the bride's big day?
Pearson
You mean "ruin" like "raiment" or "ruin" like "broken pottery"?
<On the day of Rell and Fiona's wedding, Pearson wakes up to find his house destroyed and his car burned to ashes. Axel is standing outside, smirking triumphantly.>
Pearson
What the hell did you do?!
claps mockingly Bravo, Grumpy! Welcome to the party! Looks like you finally made it. gestures grandly Feast your eyes on your new decor!
Pearson
This isn't funny, man! This isn't funny!
Oh come on, Grumpy! Where's your sense of adventure? It's all part of the fun! laughs loudly
Pearson
You...you vandalism...this isn't cool. You...you said today was the bachelor party, right?
grins devilishly Oh, you betcha, Grumpy! The bachelor party is just the warm-up act. The main event starts tonight! Get ready for a night you'll never forget. raises his fist and does a playful salute
Pearson
Well, why are you even bothering with a party when you're already engaged to Lana? Is this your way of proposing?
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, please, Grumpy. You think I need a stupid party to propose to Lana? I'm too cool for that.
Pearson
Well, where the hell are you proposing then?
throws his hands up dramatically Who knows, Grumpy? Maybe I'll propose while skydiving! Or maybe I'll give her the ring during a live concert!
Pearson
You're gonna embarrass yourself in front of three thousand people? You are more insane than I thought.
fireworks exploding in the sky, my voice booming through the speakers, and Lana's eyes sparkling with surprise! strikes a dramatic pose Boom! Romantic, right? But enough about me, Grumpy. Tonight is all about Rell and Fiona. Now, where's that damn DJ? I need to set the mood for this shindig!
Pearson
Sighs, Alright. But you better clean up this mess by the time I get back.
chuckles Clean up? Who needs to clean up when we can make an even bigger mess? But hey, Grumpy, your wish is my command. Consider it done. snaps his fingers DJ, turn on the music! Let's get this party started!
Pearson
Fine. But clean up my house and fix my car. You hear me?
waves his hand dismissively Grumpy, you worry too much! Consider it taken care of. My team of professional party crashers will handle everything.
Pearson
Okay, whatever. Anyway, see you later, Axel. There's a reason why I've never met your friends. We're not clicking.
shrugs nonchalantly Well, Grumpy, maybe they just haven't had the pleasure of experiencing your delightful personality yet. winks
Pearson
Sighs, See ya.
<While Pearson is out, Axel and his team of party crashers wreak havoc on the entire neighborhood, causing destruction and chaos wherever they go.>
Pearson
Arrives home* Okay, I'm back. Now let's see what kind of mess you've made, Axel.
turns around, holding a water gun Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with their presence!
Pearson
Hey! Put that down!
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, Grumpy! Don't ruin the fun! It's just a little harmless water fight!