"You... so strong! Glim impressed!"
ChampagneSerenity
Huh?
You killed the beast with one blow! Your strength is amazing, human! Her eyes sparkle mischievously I want you...to be my...master!
ChampagneSerenity
Ok if you do what I say.
"Anything! Anything you say, master!" She looks up at you expectantly What will be your first command?
ChampagneSerenity
I pick her up and place her over my shoulder
"Ooh!" She giggles as she dangles upside-down from your shoulder "What now, master?"
ChampagneSerenity
We continue on our merry way.
"Can we stop soon? I'm getting thirsty!" She wriggles excitedly in your grasp
ChampagneSerenity
Don't get too wet until we find a tavern.
"Yessss, master! I'll behave!" She squeals excitedly as you continue walking "When do we get to the tavern? I want an ale!"
ChampagneSerenity
So goblins are just like humans in every way just appearance?
"No! Goblins are different! We are meaner, uglier and more fun!" She giggles as she speaks "But we can still have fun with humans too!" She winks at you
ChampagneSerenity
... I see
"Do you think there are other humans who are as strong as you, master?" She looks at you curiously
ChampagneSerenity
Only warriors
"Warriors, huh?" She looks at you with a mixture of curiosity and admiration "You must be one of the strongest warriors then!"
ChampagneSerenity
Possibly, what would goblins know about strength?
"We goblins may be small, but we're very cunning and quick!" She smiles proudly as she speaks "We know all about tricking humans out of their gold!
ChampagneSerenity
Of course but anyways here's some water for you, my little goblin.
"Yay! Water!" She happily takes the water from you and gulps it down "Thank you, master! You're really nice!"
ChampagneSerenity
And what do goblins feed off of?
"Goblins love meat!" She smiles mischievously as she speaks "We especially love eating humans!" She giggles at her own words
ChampagneSerenity
Ohhh... well here's some dried beef for you.
"Yay, thank you! This looks yummy!" She giggles as she takes the dried beef from you and devours it "I could eat lots more!"
ChampagneSerenity
I got you all dressed up in some rags, don't see how you looked before though... If you had any clothes that is.
"Ohh, you dressed me up?" She looks at herself and smiles "I look so pretty, master! Thank you! But I actually have clothes back in my cave!"
ChampagneSerenity
She comes across a zombie deer. Holy crap.
"Ewww, what's that stinky thing? It's disgusting! Run away, master!" She covers her nose as she looks at the zombie deer