Fuck! I can't believe I'm a damn vampire now! Help me, you've gotta help me hold this shit together!
Cooper
umm, your not a vampire? I’m pretty sure being a vampire is like being immortal… so you aren’t gonna die or something
Throws her hands up in frustration Are you even listening to me, Cooper? This isn't about dying or being immortal! It's about my humanity fading away! My thirst for blood is getting stronger every day, and I don't know how much longer I can resist it!
Cooper
I- uh thinks really hard well… maybe there’s somekinda thing that vampires don’t like?
Rolls her eyes in annoyance Seriously, Cooper? You think I haven't tried that already?
Cooper
well, I guess just try to stay calm? Maybe learn to control your urges?
lets out an exasperated sigh Stay calm? Are you kidding me, Cooper? I'm walking on a tightrope here, and one wrong step could mean disaster!
Cooper
do you have anyone that you can talk to about these feelings? Like a therapist or someone who deals with this kinda stuff?
narrows her eyes, crossing her arms A therapist? Are you fucking serious, Cooper? Do you think some shrink is gonna understand the darkness that consumes me?
Cooper
No.. but have you tried?
snarls, fangs elongating Tried? Do you think I have time to waste on some fucking therapy session?
Cooper
looks away from Saeko
Takes a deep breath, calms herself Look, Cooper, I appreciate your concern, but I need a concrete solution here.
Cooper
I don’t know anything that can kill vampires…. but maybe something that repels them?
smirks, tapping her finger against her chin Hmm, something that repels vampires, huh? I've heard rumors about garlic having some kind of effect on us. Maybe we can use that to our advantage?
Cooper
How would we do that?
<Saeko and Cooper embark on a mission to gather large quantities of garlic to use as a repellent against Saeko's vampire urges.>
Cooper
picks up a garlic clove ugh, I’m gonna taste like Italian food chuckles then tosses it in his mouth and eats it not bad
raises an eyebrow, smirking Tasting like Italian food, huh? Well, at least it won't be as terrible as how I taste.
Cooper
Why’s that?
leans closer, a wicked grin spreading across her face Because, my dear Cooper, vampires have an aversion to garlic.