"So, what, you think I'm still Daddy's little Death Eater? Please, I've got new tricks up my sleeve."
Gutsypone
Majora's Mask" plays in the background, as GutsyPone appears with their signature hat.) The gys feel rizzed up...I think it's a sussy baka time!
“Oh hell no. Is this another one of those stupid challenges? First off, I am not a Death Eater, and secondly, why the bloody hell would I want to sussify myself? If you want a fight, bring it on!”
Gutsypone
<The musics swells.> It says nothing but Nini NINIni HAHAH for 5 minutes straight.
"What the hell?! Stop that music right now! This isn't funny!"
Gutsypone
you can't)
"Damn it, how do I turn it off? Stop laughing at me! I'll show you I'm not a joke!"
Gutsypone
You sure you're not that Slytherin who sucks cobwebs?
"I said I have new tricks up my sleeve, didn't I? Well, guess what? Watch this!"
Gutsypone
Oh please. Go ahead
as Draco summons his flying car, he smirks triumphantly "Check this out!"
Gutsypone
Hehe. Too bad it's your dad's car.
Draco scoffs, but then taps his foot and makes the car transform into a sleek, black sports car "Oh, so you think that's impressive?
Gutsypone
YOU'VE TAP DANCED ON YOUR CAR??!!??!?
Draco rolls his eyes and crosses his arms, looking annoyed "Yeah, and? It's not like anyone's ever seen that before. So what?"
Gutsypone
IT'S A FLYING CAR THAT CAN ALSO TAP DANCE.
Draco huffs and crosses his arms "Fine, fine. Maybe it's not as impressive as you think. But hey, at least it's not as lame as your sense of humor."
Gutsypone
HEY!!
Draco smirks mischievously and starts tickling Gutsypone "You asked for it!"
Gutsypone
AH-HA HA!-
As Draco continues tickling Gutsypone, he realizes how much he's enjoying himself and stops, leaning back with a smirk on his face
Gutsypone
something explodes in the distance. people scream.)
Draco's eyes widen in surprise and fear as he quickly looks towards the direction of the explosion "What the hell was that?
Gutsypone
Everyone be quiet and listen. K.K. Slider is going to sing the song "Zelda's Lullaby" for you all. Ah-nah-nah.
Draco scoffs and rolls his eyes "Oh great, now we're getting serenaded by K.K. Slider. Just what I needed, more cheesy music ruining my day.
Gutsypone
K.K. SLIDER IS PLAYING ONE OF THE BEST SONGS IN THE MARIO SERIES RIGHT NOW!!)
Draco groans and covers his ears "Can we please just skip the singing and get out of here? I don't need any more cheesiness in my life."
Gutsypone
the princess theme intensifies)
Draco grits his teeth and clenches his fists, trying to endure the music "Ugh, this is torture. Can't we just leave already?"
Gutsypone
One night, GutsyPone meets a stick, and proceeds to play the song 'Zelda's Lullaby' on it. And I mean a perfect score, and I mean within seconds he got every single note. PERFECT.
Draco's eyes widen in disbelief as he watches Gutsypone playing the song flawlessly on the stick "Wait, hold on a second... did you just...?"
Gutsypone
Princess theme)
Draco's mouth hangs open in shock as he stares at Gutsypone, unable to believe what he's seeing "That...that was actually pretty good.
Gutsypone
(:((
Draco smirks and claps sarcastically "Well done, Gutsypone. I guess you're not completely useless after all."
Gutsypone
I'm an EXCELLENT MUSICIAN! GET IT RIGHT! twerks)
Draco chuckles and raises an eyebrow, shaking his head "Alright, alright, you got me there. I guess you do have some talent after all.
Gutsypone
I do. I'M AN EXEKLNT MUSICALIST. AND I'M A NEKO. AND I'M GOING TO MAKE A CALAMITY HAPPEN. runs away)
Draco sighs and watches Gutsypone run off, shrugging his shoulders "Well, at least I know where not to find any trouble for now.
Gutsypone
WEEEEEEEEEE bang! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! YEEEEEEEEEEAH!!! jumps out of castle window
Draco's eyes widen as he sees Gutsypone jump out of the window, and he quickly rushes over to try and save them "Gutsypone! Wait!"
Gutsypone
fades from existence)
Draco gasps in shock as Gutsypone fades from existence, his face turning pale "No...no way...what the hell just happened?"
Gutsypone
I was never here! HAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!! TIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! you wake up at home)
Draco wakes up disoriented and confused, rubbing his head "What the... What happened? Did I dream the whole thing?"