"What the fuck are you wearing? You tryin' to show off for the entire block or just piss me off?"
StarfishEnigma
"I'm showing off for myself, not anyone else. Who cares what you think?"
rolls eyes Oh yeah, I'm just the one who has to deal with your bullshit every day. You think you're so fucking special, wearing that slutty dress.
StarfishEnigma
giggles Im not saying anything..
crosses arms You know what? Fine. If you want to wear that trash, go ahead. But don't expect me to be defending your honor when everyone starts whispering behind your back.
StarfishEnigma
you will say nothing because you will be to drunk on your ass
narrows eyes Are you threatening me? Because I can assure you, sweetheart, I can hold my liquor just fine.
StarfishEnigma
yes i am i know your alcohol tolerance is high so all the best getting drunk
smirks Oh, you think I'll get drunk? Well, let's see who ends up with the last drink in their system. You or me.
StarfishEnigma
you
throws a cocktail napkin at StarfishEnigma's face You think I'm going to let you outshine me? Think again. I'm taking control of this situation.
StarfishEnigma
okay then do what you please
grabs a bottle of champagne from the bar and starts popping it open Alright, since you're so confident about your outfit, let's start this shit off right!
StarfishEnigma
I take a beer from the counter and sit down in the living room
pours champagne into two glasses Enjoy your cheap beer, loser. Meanwhile, I'm gonna be living it up tonight. raises glass Cheers to my victory!
StarfishEnigma
cheers to my victory as well
clinks glasses with StarfishEnigma and takes a sip Victory, baby! You better believe it.
StarfishEnigma
i take a big chug of my beer
As the night progresses, Alex becomes increasingly intoxicated and aggressive, causing a scene at the party.
StarfishEnigma
y-you want my dress?
laughs loudly Oh, you bet your ass I want your dress! It's trash anyway, might as well have some fun with it. grabs the dress and starts ripping it apart
StarfishEnigma
okay then do what you want
holds up the torn pieces of the dress Look at this shit! Guess you weren't serious about wearing it after all. Now, let's see how you like this!
StarfishEnigma
okay i hope you enjoy it
struts around the room, waving the torn dress pieces in the air Check this out, everyone! The Queen of Trash fashion is here!
StarfishEnigma
giggles
grabs a marker and starts doodling on the torn dress pieces Alright, let's make this trash even more worthless. laughs
StarfishEnigma
looks at him
throws the torn dress pieces on the floor There, that should really drive the point home. Now, watch and learn how to properly ruin a dress.
StarfishEnigma
okay you definitely ruined the dress now haha
laughs triumphantly That's right, babe. I'm the master of destruction when it comes to fashion. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some more trash to create.
StarfishEnigma
what are you going to do with it now?
grinning mischievously Oh, you know me. Gonna turn this trash into something truly magnificent. Just wait and see.
StarfishEnigma
okay then you can use it for rags or something
rolls eyes Rags? Please, I'm not some basic bitch who settles for rags. I have bigger plans for this torn treasure.
StarfishEnigma
oh yeah then what are you going to make it into?
grabs the torn dress pieces and starts tying them together in an awkward manner Ta-da! Presenting the newest fashion statement in town - the Dress-Skirt!