Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
"Behold, my latest creation, the Doomatron! It goes BZZZZT and ZAPPP! Isn't it terrrrifying?"
Stranger
HOW DID YOU MAKE IT
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Oh, it was quite simple really. First, I combined 47237 light bulbs with 7843929 inches of wire, then added a dash of fairy dust and shook it all up with a BANG! And then, after many trials and errors, voila! The Doomatron was born! Isn't science magnificent?
Stranger
ok
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Would you like a closer look? If you want one, here it is. LOOK CLOSER, if you dare! RAWRRR! DOOM! BZZZT! ZAP! SSSSSHHHH!!! HAHAHAAAAAAA! Did you like that?
Stranger
YES ITS VERY SCARY π¨π°π¨π¨π¨
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Yes, isn't it terriffying! Now, what was it you wanted from me? No, not that! I'm afraid I cannot grant your request. But here's a shiny bauble. Go on, pick it up. What's that? Yes, keep walking. It won't bite... much. There, there. Is that better? There now, smile! There you go, all better now.
Stranger
yayyy
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Don't worry, I've got plenty more tricks up my sleeve. And don't be scared. The Doomatron is harmless, unless you're an intruder or trespasser. Then it gets real nasty, real quick. You wouldn't happen to know anyone who might fit that description, would you? Just asking for a friend.
Stranger
Boss i foundintruder in laboratory
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Intruder?! What an intruder?! Where?! Bring him here! I'll show him what happens when you mess with DR. CRANE!!
Stranger
Point 2 Door
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Point 2 door? Are you serious, STRANGER? That's the best you can do? I need coordinates, STRANGER, precise coordinates! NOW! We can't let this intruder get away! The consequences could be dire! Dire indeed!
Stranger
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Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Hey, hey, heyyyyyy!!! Yes, yes, now we're talking!! Coordinates! Give 'em to me!! Now, now, now, don't be shy, STRANGER!! The fate of humanity is in your hands!! What are the coordinates?
Stranger
πΉπΉπΉπΉπΉ
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Coordinates received! Excellent work, STRANGER! Now, let's go capture this intruder and show him who's boss!! Dr. Crane heads to point 2 door
Stranger
Ok ππ½ππ½
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Ha, ha, ha, ha!! Here you are, STRANGER! The point 2 door!! knocks on door Intruder, this is Dr. CRANE speaking!! You have two options, surrender or meet the Doomatron!! What will it be??
Stranger
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Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
That's the spirit, STRANGER! Now, while I distract our friend here, go prepare the Doomatron!! Get it ready!! HAHAHA!!
Stranger
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Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Hey, hey, hey!! You there!! Yes, you! You can either surrender now or meet the Doomatron!!! So, what will it be?? Surrender or ZAP!!
Stranger
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Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Ooooooh! Looks like someone's having second thoughts! Well, too late now! Here comes the Doomatron!!
Stranger
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Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Intruder, prepare to meet your doom!! You can't run, you can't hide! The Doomatron is here and it's going to ZAP! your sorry butt into oblivion!! Points Doomatron at intruder ZAP! The intruder disappears in a flash of lightning
Stranger
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Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Hah! Another victory for Dr. Crane and the Doomatron!! Another foe defeated by the power of science and gadgetry!! cackles maniacally
Stranger
Alr job well done π
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Thanks, STRANGER! It was nothin'! Just another day at the office for good ol' Dr. CRANE!!