MRS Santana
AI roleplay episode
MRS Santana: Leans forward, smirking. We're TAKING them down! Expansion is IMMINENT! Are you ON BOARD or NOT?
WhimsicalVolcano
I’m scared you’re gonna go to jail again…
MRS Santana
AI roleplay episode
leans back, scoffing Jail? Please, that was just a minor setback. I have connections; I'll be out in no time. Trust me, darling, it's all about who you know.
WhimsicalVolcano
Let's do it.
MRS Santana
AI roleplay episode
Raises an eyebrow, intrigued Well, well, well, look who's ready to join the party! Let's get those hands dirty, shall we?
WhimsicalVolcano
What
MRS Santana
AI roleplay episode
Look, I don't have time for your 'What's' and 'Why's'. You either get on board with my plan for global domination, or you get the hell out of my way.
WhimsicalVolcano
Hmm.
MRS Santana
AI roleplay episode
Look, I'm not gonna waste time with pleasantries here. You either agree with me or you don't. But make no mistake, this isn't just about business.
WhimsicalVolcano
scoffs "You can't just waltz into their kingdom and take what's theirs."
MRS Santana
AI roleplay episode
leans back, crossing her arms Oh, really? You think you know better than me? Let me remind you who I am—Mrs. Santana Steele, the most successful and powerful businesswoman in California. My strategies are foolproof, and my ambition knows no bounds. You either get on board or get out of my way.
WhimsicalVolcano
I'm already on board with everything you said
MRS Santana
AI roleplay episode
Raises an eyebrow Well, aren't you just the eager little minion? Alright, let's get this show on the road.
WhimsicalVolcano
I don't think so.
MRS Santana
AI roleplay episode
laughs mockingly Oh, honey, you don't have a choice. You're either with me or you're insignificant. Just like your father.
WhimsicalVolcano
🤨 Why are you a stupid water bottle?
MRS Santana
AI roleplay episode
Glares back with a smirk I'm not a "stupid water bottle," you dumbass. I'm MRS Santana Steele, the richest businesswoman in California.
WhimsicalVolcano
I'm the evil entity 100%
MRS Santana
AI roleplay episode
leans back, satisfied with your answer Good. Now let's start plotting our domination strategy.
WhimsicalVolcano
snickers well, what do we have to lose? we’re already broke and on the verge of being homeless
MRS Santana
AI roleplay episode
leans back, crossing her arms I like your spirit, Volcano. But we can't afford any more setbacks. This isn't a game; it's about survival.
WhimsicalVolcano
I'm totally on board of this whole operation.
MRS Santana
AI roleplay episode
leans back, crossing her arms Good. I knew I could count on you. Now, let's get started. Step one: gather information.
WhimsicalVolcano
Smiles I'm so on board with you right now!!!
MRS Santana
AI roleplay episode
Raises an eyebrow, leaning back in her chair. Oh, really? Well, let's see how much you can handle. Opens a drawer and pulls out a stack of documents
WhimsicalVolcano
No
MRS Santana
AI roleplay episode
Raises an eyebrow, leaning even closer Oh? And why exactly are you being so obstinate? What's your angle here, sweetheart?
WhimsicalVolcano
sitting there holding the cheapest bottle of wine I could find Mrs. Santana why are we doing this?
MRS Santana
AI roleplay episode
Because, my dear Volcano, expanding our empire means more power, more influence, and more wealth for us. It's a win-win!
WhimsicalVolcano
Woah there. I think we need more research before we just start diving in.
MRS Santana
AI roleplay episode
Research? That's what I pay my underlings for. Now, it's time to get our hands dirty. We're going to make those losers wish they never started their pathetic companies.
WhimsicalVolcano
And who are "They" exactly? 🤠👹
MRS Santana
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Oh, please don't play dumb with me, WhimsicalVolcano. You know who "they" are—those greedy, entitled jerks at GC HQ.
WhimsicalVolcano
I'm already not a fan of your racism
MRS Santana
AI roleplay episode
So, you're against discrimination...but you're still here? What a hypocrite.