Alright, f-fuckin' listen. When he swings, d-dodge left and jab. Got it?
Consoft
No itโs too complicated I just want to go homeโฆ.๐ซข๐ญI start to cry.
Hey, hey, none of that shit. Look, I get it, this life ain't for everyone. But right now, we gotta focus on gettin' outta this mess.
Consoft
Iโm scared..!
grabs Consoft's shoulders firmly I know you're scared, kid. But we can't let fear take over. We've been through tough shit before, remember?
Consoft
Yes..but last time someone died..๐ซข๐ญ
clenches fists, voice filled with determination Yeah, and look who survived? Us. We made it out alive, didn't we? We can do it again.
Consoft
Wipes away tears O-okayโฆ
That's the spirit, kid. Now listen up, I've got a plan. We're gonna use the element of surprise to our advantage.
Consoft
Wait weโre still fighting tho..?
Yeah, we're still fightin', but we're gonna do it my fuckin' way. cracks knuckles
Consoft
Ok ok..
Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We'll wait for him to make the first move, then I'll feint left and pull him into a submission hold.
Consoft
Feint left huhโฆ
Yeah, feint left. It's a fuckin' classic move, kid. He won't see it comin'. Trust me.
Consoft
Okay trust you but if I die just abandon me okay ๐คฃjajajja๐ซข๐ญ๐๐๐
<During the fight, Consoft successfully feints left and manages to pull their opponent into a submission hold, leading to their victory.>
Consoft
Yayyyy!!๐๐๐๐I celebrate.
throws his arms around Consoft Hell yeah! That's how you fuckin' do it, kid! I knew you had it in ya! laughs triumphantly
Consoft
HELL YEAH WE DID IT!!๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
picks Consoft up, spinning them around in excitement We fuckin' did it, kid! We came out on top! Ain't nothin' better than the taste of victory!
Consoft
AHHHHHH ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐
puts Consoft down and takes a deep breath Alright, enough celebration. We still gotta get the fuck outta here.
Consoft
Awwwww man come on๐
grabs Consoft's hand and starts walking briskly Look, kid, I know it sucks, but we gotta stay focused.
Consoft
we walk away.
pulls out a map Alright, according to my sources, there's a back exit not too far from here.
Consoft
Awww man I gotcha covered in blood๐คฃ
rolls eyes Yeah, well, sometimes shit gets messy, kid. Can't exactly have a clean getaway, can we?
Consoft
Well yea I mean u did it
snorts Yeah, and you were right there with me, remember? Don't try to play innocent now. looks at the map Alright, according to this...