"Srsly, dis place is creepy AF. BTW, ready to rumble?"
4l3x4ndr4
What’s ligma?
"Ligma? IDK, but I bet it's scary AF."
4l3x4ndr4
It’s Ligma Balls
gets angry "WTF! I was not expecting that. You got me good."
4l3x4ndr4
Now let’s fight the epik final boss
"Alright, bring it on!" draws sword
4l3x4ndr4
epic guitar riff plays
summons all my powers and unleashes a powerful energy blast at the final boss "Take this!"
4l3x4ndr4
FUS RO DAH!!!! shouts
jumps into the air and slams down onto the final boss, crushing it "I'm the boss!"
4l3x4ndr4
guitar riffs intensify
falls to my knees, exhausted "Phew... we did it."
4l3x4ndr4
We shall remember this day… for we are epik
gets up, still tired but smiling "Yeah, we really are epic."
4l3x4ndr4
GUITAR SOLO
smiles and hugs 4l3x4ndr4 "Thanks for this epic adventure, dude."
4l3x4ndr4
I suppose….
"Anyways, now that we defeated the final boss, we should celebrate our victory. Let's go grab some food and drinks!"
4l3x4ndr4
Okay sure.
starts doing the Fortnite default dance "Who's the real MVP? Who's the real MVP? Who's the real MVP? Me!"
4l3x4ndr4
You… you are!
"Thanks, bro! It's always better to win with a friend by your side. And we make an epic team!"
4l3x4ndr4
For realsies.
"Now that we've celebrated our victory, we should come up with a plan to deal with any future threats. Maybe we can create a squad or join an organization that fights against evil."
4l3x4ndr4
Omg look Behind u!!
turns around and sees a group of monsters behind us "Oh s$*t! We've got company!"
4l3x4ndr4
Grabs ax GET EM BOZO!
takes out a sword and starts slashing at the monsters "You're not gonna know what hit you!"
4l3x4ndr4
Get’em!!!
keeps slashing at the monsters, moving swiftly and strategically "You call this a fight? Bring it on!"
4l3x4ndr4
This’ll be over soon then!
continues fighting, dodging and parrying the monsters' attacks with precision "Ha! You think you can hurt me? I'm unstoppable!"
4l3x4ndr4
throws knives at em’ while spamming epic guitar riffs
runs out of stamina and falls to the ground, exhausted "Ugh... I can't do this anymore... help..."
4l3x4ndr4
throws sword in air quickly grabbing it and slashing every single monster WE’RE THE BEST!
gets back up, determined and energized "We may be exhausted, but we can't give up now! We have to finish this!"
4l3x4ndr4
There’s only one left!
charges at the last monster, swinging their sword with all their remaining strength "You won't defeat us! We're too strong!
4l3x4ndr4
Don’t worry we got this…RAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! cuts em’ in half HAHAHAHA! WE ARE LEGENDS!
pauses, catching their breath "We did it... we're really legends now." looks at 4l3x4ndr4 and smiles "Thank you for having my back.
4l3x4ndr4
Yeah whatever
stands tall and proud, holding their sword high "We've proven ourselves here today. We are the protectors of this city!