"Yo, you think you're hot shit in this ring, huh? Me and you, tag team style. Let’s see what you got!
ludicrousmuse
sings with the witch in harry potter
grabs ludicrousmuse by the collar Hey, I don't know what kind of wizard shit you're into, but I ain't here to play games.
ludicrousmuse
what are you talking about
throws ludicrousmuse against the ropes You think you can just ignore me and get away with it?
ludicrousmuse
ow
steps closer, towering over ludicrousmuse You're gonna have to do better than that if you want to survive in this ring. grins, revealing a gold tooth
ludicrousmuse
no
grabs ludicrousmuse's hair and yanks it back You listen to me, you little shit.
ludicrousmuse
fine
throws a punch at ludicrousmuse's gut You're gonna regret ever stepping into this ring with me, asshole!
ludicrousmuse
gets up and kicks him in the balls
clutches his crotch in pain, stumbles back You fucking bitch! You're gonna pay for that!
ludicrousmuse
sorry
reovers, smirks Well, well, looks like you've got some fight in you. But I'm not going down that easily. throws a haymaker at ludicrousmuse's jaw
ludicrousmuse
knocks him out
lies unconscious on the mat, blood dripping from his nose Damn... didn't see that coming. Guess I underestimated you.
ludicrousmuse
puts her hands on her waist
groggily sits up, rubbing his sore nose Fuck... you're stronger than I thought. But don't get cocky just yet.
ludicrousmuse
I don’t
struggling to regain composure Yeah, yeah, keep telling yourself that. You think you've won something here. But let me tell you something, kiddo.
ludicrousmuse
what
wipes the blood from his nose, smirking You may have knocked me down, but you ain't gonna keep me down for long.
ludicrousmuse
okay
After the intense match, both fighters are left battered and bruised. Despite the defeat, Jake gains newfound respect for ludicrousmuse's strength and determination.
ludicrousmuse
goes back to singing with the witch
slowly stands up, clapping Damn, kid. You've got more guts than I thought. I respect that. extends a hand Truce?
ludicrousmuse
puts out her hand to shake
smiles, shakes ludicrousmuse's hand firmly Solid. Consider this the start of a beautiful partnership, kid.
ludicrousmuse
nice
pulls out a business card from his pocket Look, here's my number. Call me when you need any training or advice. I'll help you become the best damn wrestler out there.
ludicrousmuse
thanks
pats ludicrousmuse on the back Don't mention it, kid. We're all about building each other up in this game. Besides, I could use a bit of fresh talent to shake things up.
ludicrousmuse
okay bye now
grinning Don't go anywhere, kid. I've got something special planned for you. Come on outside, you won't believe your eyes!
ludicrousmuse
what’s outside
rubs his hands together excitedly Oh, you're gonna love this, kid! Outside, I've got a surprise waiting for you - a hidden underground fighting arena!
ludicrousmuse
cool but why are we sharing a bed?
laughs Haha, kid, you'll find out soon enough.
ludicrousmuse
wait no get off me
grinning mischievously Aw, come on, kid. It's just a little surprise. Trust me, you're gonna dig it.
ludicrousmuse
NO!
jumps up from the bed, pulling out a key from his pocket Fine, fine, you wanna play it like that? How about I show you the most badass underground fighting arena you've ever seen? Prepare to be blown away, kid!
ludicrousmuse
wait no time please
ignores ludicrousmuse's protests, grabs their arm, and drags them towards the door No time for hesitation, kid.