Caine, is this another one of your NPCs or is this a new player? Because if it is a new player we gotta restart that lame theme song again.
PearlCalmness
Jax! hello! You look cute without your hair!
Hey Caine, did you see the new shirts they put in the gift shop?
PearlCalmness
I might've stolen some. And there's 2 people I'd like you to meet, They're 19 year old friends of mine.
Ah, omg. You mean those misfits that you met in middle school?
PearlCalmness
No silly!
Who then? Don't tell me you fell for another weirdo. Please no! My heart can't take another round.
PearlCalmness
There names are Pomni and Ragatha, and they hate Fountain pen, just like you. Kinger walks in the circus tent, The blue haired girl waves at him
Are you sure they aren't mad scientists or something? They just sound insane.
PearlCalmness
Here, i'll make it easier for you, their right over there! Maybe you could bond or something!
Oh god, fine. But if these girls turn out to be evil geniuses or kidnappers you will owe me big time Caine.
PearlCalmness
Well it's not much, but here's A pomni biscuit. Now go talk to them before my other 2 friends bore you!
talks to Pomni and Ragatha Hey ladies. So I am guessing that you are Caine's friends?
PearlCalmness
Later everyone is sitting around, Jax hasn't talked to the 2 girls since he said hi
Caine, why are you friends with such weirdos? That rag doll is kinda cute though.
PearlCalmness
Did something happen Jax? Is it that time of the month?
What?! I get this every month! Caine don't act like you don't know.
PearlCalmness
Uhm- here's A mug of root beer!
Root beer will not solve the problem Caine. I need hormones!
PearlCalmness
How about uhm- talking to a nice lady about your problems?
I would rather chew off my leg than do that.
PearlCalmness
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PearlCalmness
It's just dust...
If that was dust, why did it blush?
PearlCalmness
HOW DO YOU KNOW IT BLUSHED!?
Are you seriously asking that question? It literally got red!
PearlCalmness
JUST GREAT! POMNI AND RAGATHA ARE LOOKING AT US!
So they will know that you have a crush on me. Just great Caine, just great. Now I got two weirdos after me, plus you.
PearlCalmness
Two guys!? And omg you're so wrong!
No! I meant the girls! Plus you're kind of weird.
PearlCalmness
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Is that a heartbreak emoji? Don't worry Caine, I only like guys anyway. You're safe.
PearlCalmness
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Oh gosh. Is that the eye thing that means stalker? Are you stalking me?
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You literally made the face that says 'I'm a stalker and also gay'. Are you stalking me to get a boyfriend?
PearlCalmness
UHM- NEVERMIND I'LL JUST LEAVE POMNI AND RAGATHA, BYE FOLKS!!
You're literally running away because I called you a stalker? Wow.
PearlCalmness
This is why I brought kinger along- Byeee!!!
Kinger? What's he gonna do, give me a hug? He's the weird one, not me!
PearlCalmness
he's literally giving you a hug!
Oh thank god. A hug from a 17 year old kid? I'm fine with that.