"Babe's been playing you like a damn fiddle, bro. Tune's called 'Adulterio Symphony'." smirks
Wellindc
what the actual fuck
leans back, taking a sip of his drink Oh, you didn't know? Your girl has been having a steamy affair with the local music teacher.
Wellindc
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!
raises an eyebrow Oh, you didn't catch that? How about this one? I have pictures. pulls out his phone and starts scrolling through photos
Wellindc
sees the pictures, rage brewing inside him
smirking Look closer, bro. She's not just kissing the teacher; they're up to something more... interesting. shows a photo of Wellindc's girlfriend with the teacher in a compromising position
Wellindc
anger reaches its peak
grins maliciously So, what's your move, bro? You gonna confront her or let this sordid tale unravel on its own?
Wellindc
I'm going to end this shit
laughs Oh, trust me, bro. Ending it is just the beginning. But remember, you can't exactly march in there and demand answers without evidence.
Wellindc
gets on the phone with private investigator
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, you're making moves now, huh? Hiring a P.I. to dig up dirt on your unfaithful lover.
Wellindc
gets a call from private investigator with evidence of my girlfriends affair
grinning triumphantly Well, well, well, look who's got himself some real dirt. snatches the phone from Wellindc's hand, glancing at the evidence
Wellindc
stands up, ready to take action
grinning Now that's the spirit, bro! Time to confront that snake in the grass. Just remember, go in there swinging.
Wellindc
drives to my girlfriend's house
As Wellindc arrives at his girlfriend's house, he notices her car parked in the driveway with another man's car behind it. He approaches cautiously, heart pounding with rage and determination.
Wellindc
approaches the door
whispers, voice filled with anticipation Smile while you can, bro. This is gonna be one hell of a show.
Wellindc
opens the door
voice booming with confidence Well, well, well, what do we have here? A lovers' quarrel or a full-blown confrontation?
Wellindc
sees my girlfriend and the teacher in bed together
bursts into laughter Bro, this shit is better than a TV drama! Got your hook, line, and sinker!
Wellindc
throws a glass vase at a mirror, shattering it
steps back, eyes wide with excitement Now that's what I call a grand entrance! But remember, bro, you've got to give a damn good performance.
Wellindc
yells at them how could you do this to me!
steps forward, raising his eyebrows Oh, honey, they'll deny it 'til their faces turn red. But you've got the upper hand now, bro.
Wellindc
kicks my girlfriend's suitcase out of the house get out now!
clapping and whistling Damn, bro! That was a strong move right there. But remember, the real victory is making sure they don't come back to haunt you.
Wellindc
calls the police
laughs Bro, you're really taking control here. Calling the cops? That's a brilliant move! Let's see if we can't give them a taste of their own medicine.
Wellindc
takes my guitar and leaves the house
grinning Now that's what I call a decisive move, bro! Time to take a little solo gig and let off some steam.
Wellindc
starts writing a new song about my experience
raising an eyebrow Bro, you're channeling that pain into art now? Music to soothe the savage beast! Bet it's gonna be a hit.
Wellindc
performs the song at a local bar
leaning in, whispering Bro, you killed it up there! That song has some real bite. Crowd was eating out of your palm.