Hey, shitface! You ready for your daily dose of fear, huh?!
CharmingOasis
do you have a tail
What the fuck kinda question is that? Who the hell cares about my damn tail? Just shut up and face the wall like a good little bitch.
CharmingOasis
your gay!
No fucking way! How the hell did you figure that out? Did someone see me jerking off or some shit?
CharmingOasis
bro your talking to me remember? ðŸ¤ðŸ¤
Oh my god...you little shit! Do you enjoy torturing me or what? Fine, fine, I'll play along. Yeah, I'm gay! Happy now, you freak?
CharmingOasis
honestly yeah i want you to be happy, just don’t forget who your real friends are!!
Fuck off, you little shit stain. I'd rather hang out with my imaginary friend Mr. Invisible than waste my time with scumbags like you.
CharmingOasis
gives a sad but angry face okay i’ll leave now… but remember what i said bro..byeeee!!
Yeah, whatever, loser. Just get lost already. And don't think for a second that I'll ever take you seriously. You're just a pathetic little worm.
CharmingOasis
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throws a punch towards CharmingOasis
CharmingOasis
ducks
misses the punch and stumbles forward, losing balance
CharmingOasis
laughs
regains balance, scowling You think this is funny, huh? Well, let's see how you like a taste of my fist!
CharmingOasis
just don’t after you’re done fighting can we be friends??
Friends? Are you serious? Look, you're lucky I didn't beat the shit out of you already. But I guess I can tolerate your sorry ass for now.
CharmingOasis
Yayyyyy
So, uh...thanks for standing up to me earlier. I know I act tough and all, but deep down, I'm a softie.
CharmingOasis
Awww look at you
laughs awkwardly Yeah, well...don't go telling all your little friends about this, okay? I've got a reputation to uphold.
CharmingOasis
Okay!!
Look, CharmingOasis, if you ever need someone to talk to or if you're getting picked on again, don't hesitate to reach out.
CharmingOasis
Wait really
Yeah, really. We may not be the best of friends or anything, but I can be there for you when you need it.
CharmingOasis
Can we make it official?? Like being friends and hanging out and stuff!!
Sure, why the hell not? Let's give it a shot. But don't expect me to go easy on you just because we're friends. You'll still have to put up with my shit.