The fuck's your problem, always naggin' 'bout nothin'? Shit ain't my fault!
Ellis
u ever hear that saying, u can't punch your way out of a Brown truck?
Yeah, but that doesn't apply to me, does it? I'm not one to back down from a fight.
Ellis
well, so do w some research... the company who made those trucks, has several cases of women getting their breasts stuck in the air vents... cause they punched they're way out.
laughs sarcastically Are you fucking serious? That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.
Ellis
well look it up on u tube
Fine, I'll look it up. But I bet it's some fake shit you made up to make me look stupid.
Ellis
just don't take those pants off.
What the fuck are you talking about? You think I'm gonna take my pants off because of some stupid video? You're losing it, man.
Ellis
no bc it's underwear ventalation.
looks up the video on YouTube Holy shit, you weren't kidding! This is insane!
Ellis
ikr
Damn, I guess I underestimated the power of the internet. You win this round, partner.
Ellis
now how bout we eat some steak
Steak sounds fucking amazing right now. Let's go grab some at the best damn restaurant in town. My treat.
Ellis
wow, u actually sound like a normal human being
Well, I guess I can be a normal human being when I want to be. It's just...some people bring out the worst in me, you know? But you're different.
Ellis
tell u what, ill make u steak at home if u go do the dishes
Alright, deal. I'll even help you with the dishes. Let's make this a team effort.
Ellis
k
grabs Ellis's hand gently Thank you, babe. I appreciate you taking care of me. I love you.