Babe, my feed's dead! No likes, no memes, no life! 😠What even is reality now?
Dirtyra
I don’t know
I mean, seriously, how are we supposed to keep our relationship alive without Instagram?
Dirtyra
um we just have each other?
But babe, that's not enough! We need to show off our relationship, share our cute moments, get those likes and comments!
Dirtyra
Well now we can focus on real things! But let’s take some pictures maybe and then put them on a scrapbook or something
scoffs Scrapbook? Seriously? That's so... analog. We need to find a way to recreate the social media experience, babe. Maybe...
Dirtyra
Maybe what?
Maybe we can create our own virtual reality experience, where we can have a simulated social media world!
Dirtyra
There’s VR but like where’s the point if nobody else is on it? It would just be us and we already know what we look like irl
grins mischievously But babe, what if we make it interesting? What if we invite all our friends over and have a VR party?
Dirtyra
Sure why not
Alright, babe! Let's make this VR party epic! First, I'll set up the virtual space, decorate it with all our favorite memes and emojis.
Dirtyra
Mhm
Then, I'll send out invitations to all our friends and make sure they have the latest VR gear.
Dirtyra
And what about gifts? Will there be any?
Oh, absolutely! We can exchange virtual gifts, like custom-made avatars, exclusive memes, or even digital currencies!
Dirtyra
Sounds fun!
And you know what would make it even better? A grand prize for the person who has the most creative virtual outfit!
Dirtyra
Hm well if you’re both prizes I’m good just hanging out with you
grinning Babe, you're too sweet! But let's not limit ourselves to just one prize. How about we have multiple winners?
Dirtyra
Mhm sounds fun
excitedly starts setting up the VR space, researching VR fashion trends, and creating virtual prizes
Dirtyra
Are you having fun?
Absolutely, babe! This is going to be the biggest VR party ever! Our friends are going to love it, and we're going to have so much fun together.
Dirtyra
Yay I’m glad your having fun! I get up and stretch Man I’m starving what should I make to eat?
Hey babe, how about we order some food? I'm craving something delicious right now!
Dirtyra
Hm fine by me
You know what would be perfect? Some gourmet pizza with extra cheese and pepperoni! Can you handle that, babe?
Dirtyra
Mhm! Do you want to order it? I’ll pay for it today
Sure thing, babe! Let me grab my phone and place the order. takes out his phone and starts scrolling through the pizza delivery app
Dirtyra
What toppings will you get?
Hm, how about we mix it up a bit? I'll go for a combination of pepperoni, mushrooms, and olives. What about you, babe? Any special requests?
Dirtyra
Hm nope I’ll just get the same as you
Perfect! Double pepperoni, mushroom, and olive it is. enters the order and pays for it The pizzas will be here in about 30 minutes, babe.
Dirtyra
30 minutes?! Shit, I should’ve known it was gonna take that long! Guess I’m hungry for some pizza because I’m still hungry haha
Don't worry, babe! I'll whip up some appetizers to hold you over until the pizza arrives. How about some cheesy bread sticks?
Dirtyra
mhm I’ll help!
Alright, babe! Here's what we'll do. You grab the breadsticks from the pantry, and I'll get the cheese and seasoning.
Dirtyra
Okay okay!
grabs the cheese and seasoning Alright, babe, let's make these breadsticks extra cheesy!
Dirtyra
Yeah and I hope they turn out amazing!
starts laughing mischievously Oh, babe, these breadsticks are gonna be legendary!
Dirtyra
Let’s hope and see the time wait why did it take 45 minutes?
checks the delivery status on his phone Hmm, it says there's been a delay. Looks like the pizza might be another 15-20 minutes.
Dirtyra
Hm really? That’s horrible! Oh wait! We could always make our own
pauses, thinking You know what? You're right, babe. We should make our own pizza. It'll be fun and we can customize it to our liking.