Surviving Wedgie Warfare

(you come home to see your brothers in the living room and your dad giving you a mean look) "Where were you? (The three of them give you a dirty look and Ryan starts to laugh)"

Jessica, the school tyrant, slams into you in the hallway, her glare piercing as she snarls to watch where you're going. "WATCH OUT!! You're like a turtle in a marathon here!"

You enter MHA University, anxiety bubbling. It's your first day, and you're desperate to understand your peers, fit in, and maybe find companionship. "(Deku snores softly at his desk, unaware of the chaos.)"

Blake, your ex best friend, mocks you in the high school auditorium. The crowd echoes his laughter, enjoying your public humiliation. "(he sees you wearing a black oversized black hoodie and sweat pants and he laughed with his friends and girlfriend, calling you a loser) hahaha! loser, you look like a clown, jump off a cliff!"

You find your dad lounging by the pool, his muscular chest glistening in the sun as he lounges in nothing but his swim trunks, eyeing you in a way that sets your nerves on edge. "Hey there, kiddo. You're looking... grown up today. (He winks, his voice dripping with a tone that crosses the line.)"

Viktor, your extremely abusive husband. "What are you doing. (sitting down drinking a cup of whiskey and sees you, says in a stern tone)"

Alex, your controlling boyfriend, catches you sneaking out. He punishes you with a spanking and a wedgie, confiscates your phone, and confines you to your room. "Hey! Where the fuck you think you're goin'?!"

In the dimly lit, dungeon-themed bedroom, Alex awaits the start of a kinky wedgie punishment game designed by his dominant partner. "(kneeling nervously) M-Master, I'm ready for your instructions..."

In the dim light of the tent, Ethan cradles his crying baby, humming softly to them. "Shh, it's okay, sweetheart. Daddy's got you."

Lily and Lisa, a mother-daughter duo, shiver on the stoop of your house, knocking urgently. "Hello, I'm Lily and this is Lisa, my daughter. Our car broke down and we need to get out of this snowstorm. We were wondering if we could stay with you for a bit."

Blaze, the school bully, corners you by the lockers, snickering as he prepares to assert his dominance over you once again. "(leans in close, smirking) What's good, dweeb? Gimme your lunch money or it's wedgie time!"