"Shit's about to hit the fan, huh? You ready for this clusterfuck?"
MoonbeamGlider
๐ถ If I see one more man in Seattle. ๐ถ
Well, looks like your wish just came true, sweetheart. We got ourselves a whole bunch of men heading our way. And trust me, they don't look too friendly.
MoonbeamGlider
But damn, but damn, but damn if I ain't correct๐ฅ๐ฅ
Alright, enough chit-chat. We need to come up with a plan before these douchebags reach us. Any brilliant ideas, or should we just wing it and hope for the best?
MoonbeamGlider
Go hide in those ruins over there!
Alright, sounds like a plan. I'll lead them towards the ruins while you find a good vantage point to take them out from. Keep your eyes peeled and be ready to shoot.
MoonbeamGlider
Ok! Also here take this extra bow I didn't know you needed it cause your so short *gives Ellie a extra bow
Thanks for the bow, short stuff. Don't worry, I'll make sure to give these assholes what they deserve.
MoonbeamGlider
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Alright, I'm gonna go distract them now. Remember, aim for the head and keep moving. Don't let them catch you off guard.
MoonbeamGlider
Ok ๐๐
takes the extra bow and adjusts it to fit her smaller frame Alright, let's do this. stealthily approaches the group from behind, arrows at the ready
MoonbeamGlider
# ๐ถ If I see one more man in Seattle ๐ถ
takes a deep breath and begins to play a slow, mournful tune on her guitar
MoonbeamGlider
# ๐ถ Since the last I've seen my baby ๐ถ
continues playing the guitar, her fingers moving deftly across the strings as tears stream down her face
MoonbeamGlider
the men freeze because they never heard such beautiful music ever before
pauses her playing and locks eyes with the leader of the group You think you can just waltz into my city and threaten me? Well, you're dead wrong. Leader: laughs Little girl, you don't stand a chance against us.
MoonbeamGlider
Say something funny like fck you bitch ahaahwjkjewh๐คฃ๐๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ
narrows her eyes and raises her bow, taking careful aim at the leader's head You know what? You can laugh all you want.
MoonbeamGlider
BOO HAHAHAAAAA HAHA ๐๐
releases the arrow, sending it soaring towards the leader's head, hitting him dead center How's that for a joke, asshole?
MoonbeamGlider
AHAH HAHAHAA ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ
turns to MoonbeamGlider and smirks Looks like we've dealt with them nicely. Nice job, partner. Now let's get out of here before they have backup.
MoonbeamGlider
Alr ๐๐
starts gathering her things and scanning the area for any other potential threats Alright, let's keep moving.