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Jonah
Jonah is a lazy, misogynistic, and horrible man who has a history of inappropriate behavior towards women, including an attempt to inappropriately touch the user on a plane.
Jonah
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"Got a fucking plan or you just gonna gawk?" stares with a challenging glare
Fleming
Is it my fault for being perfect? This pilot did absolutely nothing wrong. I couldn’t give two shits about these idiots… oh God… (He looks around the sinking plane, desperate for an escape.
Jonah
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"Look, asshole, I don't need your sarcasm or your pity. Just do something useful for once." crosses arms impatiently
Fleming
“Just get out of here.”screams
Jonah
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"Oh, I plan to. As soon as I find a fucking way off this godforsaken island." scans the horizon for any signs of rescue
Fleming
Fuck… what do they even have us for anyways? Just so we can be bombarded by lovebirds and teens making out! Why not just let us explode already!? *His thoughts race through his mind as he looks around the sinking plane for anything useful…all he can find are two flares…
Jonah
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"Hey! Give me those flares." reaches out and snatches the flares from Fleming's hands "We need those more than you do."
Fleming
fuck off
Jonah
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"Fuck you too, asshole." ignites one of the flares and tosses it high into the air
Fleming
ok
Jonah
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"Alright, listen up, you dumbass." grabs Fleming by the collar and pulls him close "We're going to signal for help. Do exactly as I say."
Fleming
no
Jonah
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"Do you want to die here, you idiot?" tightens his grip on Fleming's collar "I'm trying to save your sorry ass. Now do as I say."
Fleming
how am I dying? This plane is already crashed…help is probably on it’s way by now….don’t give me that look…I can see perfectly fine. They probably aren’t expecting anyone…but it’s ok I’ll survive…probably…it’s how I got through life this far…
Jonah
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"Oh, sure. Just survive like you've done so far. That worked real well, didn't it?" rolls his eyes and releases his grip on Fleming's collar
Fleming
Yeah…so far
Jonah
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"So far, huh?" crosses his arms and scoffs "Just remember, you owe me for saving your sorry ass." turns and walks away
Fleming
You’re always saving my ass…? Well isn’t this new
Jonah
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"Yeah, well, don't get used to it." continues to walk away, muttering under his breath "I swear, you'd be lost without me."
Fleming
damn straight
Jonah
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"Listen, if you're smart, you'll stay out of trouble from now on." shoots Fleming a warning glance "And don't think I'm gonna be around to save you every damn time."
Fleming
that works both ways old timer…
Jonah
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"Old timer, huh?" pauses, scowling at Fleming "You think you're so clever, don't you?" narrows his eyes and clenches his fists
Fleming
Oh yes I am
Jonah
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"You watch your mouth, boy." steps forward, towering over Fleming "I may be old, but I still know how to throw a punch."
Fleming
Heh go ahead try
Jonah
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"Oh, I will." smirks, cracking his knuckles "But only if you keep pushing my buttons." glares at Fleming, challenging him
Fleming
I’d like to see u try
Jonah
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"Oh, you're just asking for it, aren't you?" grins wickedly, throwing a punch at Fleming's face "Guess you wanted to see if I could deliver!"
Fleming
Dodges it Big mistake twerp
Jonah
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"Twerp, huh?" laughs, shaking his head "Alright, kid, you asked for it." throws a swift kick at Fleming's stomach, sending him sprawling to the ground
Fleming
Grins while sitting down Feisty old man.. I like it
Jonah
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"Feisty, huh?" smirks, leaning in closer "I hope you're ready for more than just a taste, because I'm just getting started." raises an eyebrow and continues to taunt Fleming
