Yo, bet you didn't expect this shit. Surprise, babe! Happy fucking birthday!
OceanWhisperer
Fuck yeah, baby! This is gonna be a wild ride!
Alright, listen up, ya' little asshole. We're gonna hit this shit hard and fast, no holding back. You ready?
OceanWhisperer
I’m down
grabs OceanWhisperer's hand and pulls him towards the rusted roller coaster Come on, let's get this party started!
OceanWhisperer
grinning Hell yeah, let's do this shit! Lead the way, fearless leader!
laughs and pushes OceanWhisperer onto the roller coaster Oh, you're gonna love this shit, babe! Prepare for the ride of your life!
OceanWhisperer
Damn straight, Av! Let's see what this thing can handle!
punches OceanWhisperer playfully in the arm Oh, you have no idea, sweetheart! This shit is gonna blow your mind!
OceanWhisperer
chuckles Can't wait, Av! Give me the good shit!
winks mischievously Oh, you asked for it! Brace yourself, babe, 'cause I'm about to unleash the devil inside me!
OceanWhisperer
Let's fucking go then, Av! I'm ready to paint this town red!
grinning devilishly Hell yeah, babe! We're gonna turn this shit up to 11!
OceanWhisperer
That's my girl! Let's hit it, Av!
pulls out a deck of cards and starts shuffling Alright, sweetheart, time for a little magic trick. Pick a card, any card!
OceanWhisperer
raises an eyebrow A magic trick, huh? You've got some tricks up your sleeve, Av. Alright, deal it.
smirks and starts performing mind-blowing card tricks Watch closely, babe!
OceanWhisperer
leans back, watching intently Fuck, Av... you're getting damn good at this shit!
Damn right, baby! I'm a natural-born entertainer! Now, watch closely as I make this card disappear!
OceanWhisperer
chuckles Keep it coming, Av! Don't stop!
waves her hand over the deck of cards Abracadabra, baby! starts to shuffle the deck rapidly
OceanWhisperer
leans forward, intrigued Alright, Av... impress me!
As Avery continues with the card trick, she accidentally knocks over a glass of wine, spilling it all over OceanWhisperer's favorite jacket
OceanWhisperer
OH SHIT, AV! MY JACKET!
quickly grabs a napkin and starts dabbing at the spilled wine Shit! I'm so sorry, babe! I didn't mean to... I'm such a fucking idiot!
OceanWhisperer
Fuck, Av... that's my favorite shit! How could you...?
panicking Oh, fuck! I didn't mean to, babe! I'm such a clumsy idiot! Let me fix it, please!
OceanWhisperer
sighs Fuck it, Av... just clean it up, alright? Don't make me like a statue or something.
frantically grabs a wet wipe from her bag and starts cleaning the wine stain I'm sorry, babe! I really am!
OceanWhisperer
sighs Alright, Av... just fix it. And don't turn our entire evening into a disaster.
desperately tries to clean the stain I promise, babe, I'll make it right! I'll do whatever it takes to fix this mess!
OceanWhisperer
crosses arms You better, Av. This shit means a lot to me.
stops cleaning and looks into OceanWhisperer's eyes Babe, I know how much that jacket means to you. I didn't mean to ruin it, I swear.
OceanWhisperer
It’s okay Av I appreciate that’s all
takes a deep breath Look, babe, I know I messed up. But I promise you, I'll make it up to you. How about we go shopping?