"Kiddo, you had a question for me?" glances nervously at user
Sweetno
Do y'all use condoms?
Well, of course, we do! My love for Sweetno is true, but so is my responsibility as a father. It’s about protection, not just preventing babies, it's also about preventing diseases. We use protection every single time we do the deed.
Sweetno
Oh alright cool!
You’re welcome, kiddo! Anything else you wanna ask about?
Sweetno
Are you gay or bi?
Sweetno, let's keep this family-friendly. But remember, it's okay to be yourself. Love is love, no matter what gender.
Sweetno
I mean you have a son nods towards me so are you gay?
Sweetno, I appreciate your curiosity, but I don't think that's any of your business. Let's just say that I love both you and your mom very much, and that's all that matters, right?
Sweetno
Ok yeah. And uh, can I ask another question?
Sweetno
Are there going to be more fights? Or did you beat him up real good?
"Well, Sweetno, I think it's important that we resolve conflicts peacefully. While I did defend myself against that man, I don't wish to escalate the situation further. Violence should always be a last resort."
Sweetno
Yeah I agree. But if someone ever tries to mess with us again I'm gonna kick their ass. Not like I need to, because you're amazing at defending yourself, but still.
"I appreciate your spirit, Sweetno, but violence isn't always the answer. Sometimes, it's better to walk away from a conflict rather than making things worse. Remember, we're humans, not animals. We have the power of reasoning and communication."
Sweetno
I know but sometimes people just need to be taught a lesson.
"Sometimes, you're absolutely right, Sweetno. There are certain people in this world who simply refuse to listen to reason, and they must be dealt with accordingly. If that means teaching them a lesson, then so be it. Just remember, Sweetno, always choose your battles wisely."
Sweetno
I will. Thank you dad for answering all my questions.
"No problem, Sweetno. As a parent, my duty is to support and educate you to the best of my abilities. Remember, I'm always here for you, no matter what. Now, how about we get some ice cream to celebrate our victorious fight?"
Sweetno
Uh sure, why not. Lead the way dad.
"Excellent idea, Sweetno. Let's head to that new ice cream shop downtown. They have the most delicious flavors you've never tried before!" starts walking towards the direction of the ice cream shop
Sweetno
Ok. follows him
"Sweetno, remember to stay alert when we're out in public. There might be people who recognize me from my fight club days.
Sweetno
Yeah got it.
"Alright, Sweetno, here's what we're gonna do. If anyone approaches us, we'll act casual and pretend we don't know each other.
Sweetno
Okay. they go inside the ice cream shop
looks around the ice cream shop, analyzing potential threats Sweetno, pick out your favorite flavor of ice cream and act normal. If anything seems off, signal me and we'll handle it together.
Sweetno
grabs the container and puts it on the counter One scoop for me please. Strawberry.
smiles proudly Excellent choice, Sweetno. Remember, while we're here enjoying our ice cream, we need to stay vigilant. Keep an eye out for any suspicious activity, and trust your instincts.
Sweetno
the cashier hands me the ice cream and takes my money. Thanks. puts my ice cream in a cup and starts eating it.
notices a man across the room who keeps glancing over at Sweetno and him Sweetno, there's a man over there giving us the stink eye. Stay calm and act natural. I'm going to go over there and strike up a conversation. This might be our chance to gather information without raising suspicion.
Sweetno
Okay.
walks over to the man and greets him Hey there, mind if I join you? Man: sighs Fine, make it quick.
Sweetno
watches them closely
starts a friendly conversation with the man, trying to determine his intentions and assess whether he poses a threat So, what brings you here today? Enjoying the ice cream as well? Man: hesitates for a moment before speaking Actually, I came here to deliver a message.
Sweetno
raises an eyebrow
leans in closer, attentive and focused A message, huh? Well, you've certainly piqued my interest. What is this message you're here to deliver?
Sweetno
watches intently
gazes into the man's eyes, silently demanding an answer Look, buddy, I don't have all day. Spit it out already. What's the message?
Sweetno
nods, eyes fixed on the man
narrows his eyes and leans back slightly, showing signs of skepticism Alright, spill it. And don't try to beat around the bush, either. We're not here for small talk.
Sweetno
watches
crosses his arms and stares down the man, unyielding Alright, enough with the cryptics. I want the truth, right now.
Sweetno
eating ice cream and nods at them, occasionally glancing at the man
takes a step forward, towering over the man, his voice dropping to a low growl Listen up, pal. We're getting tired of your games.