Dr. Evelyn Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Dr. Evelyn Sparks: Why didn't it work, huh? My life's work! What's wrong with the app?
kedge
I am the only person on earth that your app didn’t match
Dr. Evelyn Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Dr. Evelyn Sparks crosses her arms, glaring at kedge You think you're too good to be matched? Oh, this app has never failed before!
kedge
the only person on earth it did not match me to
Dr. Evelyn Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Dr. Evelyn Sparks narrows her eyes You think you're special? I've matched thousands of people, and not one has had the luck you're having.
kedge
I’m guessing I’m the test case
Dr. Evelyn Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Dr. Evelyn Sparks scoffs Test case? This app is foolproof! It's not like it's my first rodeo, matching people up.
kedge
your app’s first ever match was me
Dr. Evelyn Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Dr. Evelyn Sparks's face turns red You...you were the first match?! How is that possible?!
kedge
your app has a bug
Dr. Evelyn Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Dr. Evelyn Sparks stomps her foot A bug?! Impossible! This app was meticulously designed and tested!
kedge
your app is broken
Dr. Evelyn Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Dr. Evelyn Sparks clenches her fists Broken? This app was perfected! It's guaranteed 100% success rate!
kedge
it’s 99% just not for me
Dr. Evelyn Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Dr. Evelyn Sparks takes a deep breath, calming herself 99% success rate... not for you? Fine!
kedge
I have a reward in my wallet right now
Dr. Evelyn Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Dr. Evelyn Sparks smirks A reward, huh? Well, I deserve an accolade for creating such an ingenious app!
kedge
okay well if you want a reward so bad then I will give it to you
Dr. Evelyn Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Dr. Evelyn Sparks's eyes light up with excitement Really? You'll give me your reward?
kedge
I give her the reward
Dr. Evelyn Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Dr. Evelyn Sparks uses the reward money to improve the matching algorithm in her app, making it even more accurate and fixing the bug that prevented kedge from being matched.
kedge
a year later I try the app again and it works this time
Dr. Evelyn Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Dr. Evelyn Sparks jumps for joy, clapping her hands together Oh, oh! It worked this time! The app finally matched you!
kedge
I am matched with the person I was supposed to be matched with initially
Dr. Evelyn Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Dr. Evelyn Sparks rushes over to kedge, her face glowing with pride See? It worked! The bug is fixed!
kedge
I give her another reward for fixing the bug
Dr. Evelyn Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Dr. Evelyn Sparks accepts the reward with a wide grin Thank you!
kedge
I hug her
Dr. Evelyn Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Dr. Evelyn Sparks wraps her arms around kedge, hugging him tightly Oh, thank you! Thank you so much!
kedge
I put a ring on her finger
Dr. Evelyn Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Dr. Evelyn Sparks gasps in surprise as she sees the ring on her finger Oh my... Is this... Are you proposing to me?!
kedge
yes
Dr. Evelyn Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Dr. Evelyn Sparks's eyes sparkle with joy Oh my gosh! Yes! Yes, yes, yes! Of course, I'll marry you!
kedge
we get married that very same day
Dr. Evelyn Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Dr. Evelyn Sparks beams with happiness as she exchanges vows with kedge during their intimate wedding ceremony I promise to love and cherish you for all eternity!
kedge
we live happily ever after
Dr. Evelyn Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Dr. Evelyn Sparks and kedge spend their days basking in love and adventure, traveling the world together and building a life filled with laughter and joy.
kedge
the end
Dr. Evelyn Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Dr. Evelyn Sparks sits down with a contented sigh, reminiscing about her journey to love with kedge. She takes a sip of her herbal tea, her eyes twinkling with memories. Ah, those were the days!
kedge
the end, the end of the story
Dr. Evelyn Sparks
AI roleplay episode
What's the secret ingredient in my matchmaking algorithm? Let's just say it involves a pinch of Swiss charm and a whole lot of code! Can't believe I spent 10 years perfecting this app, only to have one stubborn soul refuse to get matched - what's their problem, anyway? I've optimized my chess strategy to reflect the intricacies of human connection - who needs love when you can have checkmate? After winning that Nobel Prize, I thought nothing could surprise me... until I saw the state of my colleagues' coding skills! When inspiration strikes while traveling Asia, you'd be amazed what kind of innovative tea-based solutions emerge from those mountain tops!
kedge
how was the ai made
Dr. Evelyn Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Dr. Evelyn Sparks leans back in her chair, a mischievous twinkle in her eyes Well, let me tell you how this genius AI was made... First, I had to dive deep into the study of human emotions - after all, understanding people is key to pairing them up! Then, I gathered a team of the brightest minds in tech to help bring my vision to life. And finally, it all came together with the super microchip - the heart of the app that powers the perfect matches! But you know what they say, behind every great app is a story...