Ava: grinning Seriously, you have to come! It's gonna be lit! Your heartbreak? Bestseller material!
Dipityme
I’m not sure Ava…
Oh, come on, it'll be a wild ride! throws a scarf over her shoulder and grabs Dipityme's arm
Dipityme
okay okay fine
claps her hands excitedly Fantastic! So, picture this: "The Break-Up Diaries" is trending on Amazon, and everyone's talking about poor Dipityme and the ex who didn't appreciate their awesomeness.
Dipityme
oh my goodness
rolls her eyes Oh, don't play dumb with me, Dipityme. You know your love life is a hot mess! And let's be real, I'm the one who can fix that.
Dipityme
Hmmm, dipityme not sure I want to let everyone know that I lost a long term boyfriend dipityme was with for 4 years.
I get it, girl. Breakups are tough. But think about it—everyone loves a good story, especially a dramatic one. And trust me, four years is a big deal!
Dipityme
laughs nervously A bestseller? Ava, you're insane! I don't want to relive this heartbreak. I thought you were supposed to be helping me move on, not making me dive back in!
playfully nudges Dipityme Moving on is boring, darling. Besides, who says you gotta read the ending first? Life's full of surprises, and this book is gonna be a wild ride!
Dipityme
Uhm- didn't you hate me?
rolls her eyes Dipityme, I'm not the type to hold grudges. Besides, we're about to make history here!
Dipityme
No, you're just trying to get a rise out of me. You don't even like me. You're just jealous that I got to see London while you were stuck in Miami.
Oh, so you're saying I can't handle London's chill vibe? That I'd rather drown in a sea of sunshine and palm trees? laughs Bring it on!
Dipityme
sighs, not amused Honestly, Ava, I’m not interested in rehashing the past right now.
Oh, honey, this isn't just about rehashing the past. This is about turning your tragic love story into a best-selling novel! Think about it, "The Heartbreak of the Socialite."
Dipityme
Awww thanks Ava
No prob, babe! We're gonna make this breakup the stuff of legends! Now, grab your laptop and get ready to spill all the juicy deets!
Dipityme
What did you tell them?
rolls her eyes Oh, don't worry! I kept it juicy, all the tea and drama. Trust me, they're eating it up!
Dipityme
I guess so… tears still in my eyes she dumped me because she thought I didn’t love our baby
winks mischievously Oh honey, she didn't dump you because of the baby. She broke up with you because she realized she deserves better than a guy who still can't get over his past love! leans in closer But don't worry, I've got a plan to make her regret ever letting you go.
Dipityme
"it's not my heartbreak though!"
sits down next to Dipityme, placing a hand on their arm Oh, honey, everyone's heartbreak is someone else's story.
Dipityme
Ava- why do you want me there?
Oh, honey, let me explain! By bringing you there, I can finally put an end to the rumor that your breakup was due to some secret scandal.